Total Drama: Lindsay X Male Reader

No Pain, No Game

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island. The Bass and Gopher teams were disbanded into a Battle of the Sexes challenge that put their taste buds to the puke test. With bovine testicles, live bug insect pizza, and liquid roach juice on the menu, not only was this the single biggest retch fest this host has ever seen, but Owen's OBSCENE consumption habits finally paid off and scored a big win for his compadres. While the guys set sail on a weekend retreat aboard the S.S. Lap-o-luxury, the girls set down territorial tape, forcing newcomer Bridgette to choose sides. Now that Heather's drawn the line, will Leshawna cross the line? Can Bridgette mend the line before Gwen shreds the line? And can Lindsay recognize any line that's not a tan line? For the answers to all these cliffhangers and more, stay tuned to the most exciting episode yet on Total. Drama. Island.

We see the girls in their own separate areas at the campsite. Gwen and Bridgette are at the dock. The goth is seen reading a book while the surfer girl is cleaning her surf board. Leshawna, Heather, and Lindsay are seen sitting on wooden chairs near the beach. Heather and Lindsay are reading magazines while Leshawna is eating a bag of potato chips. The thicc mama glares at the two girls next to her as they glare right back. She looks over at the dock and sees Gwen and Bridgette also glaring at each other.

As the tension remains high with the girls, a fly lands on the Heather's nose. She slowly raises her hand towards her face. Just when mean girl was about to swat it, the fly buzzes away at the last millisecond as Lindsay hits Heather in the face with her rolled-up magazine. Heather covers her face and glares at the blonde.

Heather: Ugh!

Lindsay: O-oops.

Heather gets up from her seat while Lindsay cowers.

Heather: Lindsay, you are a total–

*HOOOOOONK*

The mean girl quickly covers her mouth, thinking she made that sound. However, the girls look out at the water and see the boat that took the guys to the resort returning back to the island. We see the guys jamming to music as the ship approaches the dock. After it anchors near wooden platform, each dude exits the boat with enthusiasm.

Duncan: What a weekend!

Owen: Woowee!

The guys gather around.

Owen: Oh, sweet mother of mirth. You can't BUY that kind of fun!

Duncan: I think Y/N and DJ took a real shine to those lovely ladies who served us hand and foot.

DJ: Hello! The spa treatments? My alligator elbows, totally gone.

The gentle giant shows off his elbows as Owen gasps at the sight. He rubs his hand on one of D.J.'s elbows.

Owen: Ooh. Like velvet.

Gwen and Bridgette give the guys death glares, while Heather crosses her arms annoyed, Lindsay with a nervous look, and Leshawna just feels completely robbed.

*BZZZT*

Leshawna: Psh. Those should've been MY alligator elbows getting the hand and foot treatment!

*Confessional end*

Owen walks over the the girls while holding a box of chocolates they got from the resort.

Owen: Anyone care for a chocolate coated cherry blossom?

Leshawna takes her shoe off and chucks it at the box and it flies out of Owen's grasp. The chocolates fly into the water, thankfully though, one piece of chocolate hurls it's way towards Y/N's direction. He reaches his hand out and catches it easily. However, Owen is in complete despair at the other chocolates.