Jeonghan to S.coups: for someone that's made up of 70% water you don't look very refreshing.
Dino and Mei: BUUURRRRNNNNN
S.coups: water cannot be burned
Dino and Mei: ......
Dino and Mei: EVAPORATEEEEEE
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Kidnapper: hello, WE HAVE YOUR KIDS
S.coups: which ones
Kidnapper: they say there names are Mei, Dino, vernon and Seungkwan.
S.coups: *chokes on air*
S.coups: you're wrong, you haven't got them.
S.coups: they've got you
S.coups: thought and prayers sent to you.
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Mei: Quick, what's your type your bleeding out.
Mingyu:Male, Tall, dark hair, glasses, likes boo-
Mei:Your Blood type you DUMB IDIOT.
Mingyu:oh
Mingyu,looks down at his wound:red
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Jun:what's your ideal type?
Mei:I like people who are strong and tough.
Jun:once I killed 10 mosquitoes
Mei:but I like people who are more sensitive.
Jun:-and after killing them I cried for an hour.
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Mei:I know you snuck out last night Dino
Dino:*internally* play dumb
Dino: whose Dino
Dino:*internally* NOT THAT DUMB
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Mei:I can bake cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute.
Vernon:That's not how you make cookies.
Seungkwan: FLOOR IT
Mei: how about 4,000,000 degrees for one second
Vernon:YOURE GONNA BURN DOWN THE DOR-
Mei:IM GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Dino: DO IT
Vernon: NO-
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Mei: I wish I could block people in real life
Hoshi: restraining order
Woozi: Murder
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Woozi: So Mei what's your dream
Mei: my dream is to go to the north pole and put a piece of bread there, then go to the south pole and put a piece of bread and turn earth into an sandwich.
Woozi:...
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Mei:kicks the door open panting with Vernon.
Seungkwan: what happend
Vernon: NOBODY DIED
Seungkwan: WHAT KINDA ANSWER IS THA-
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[At mei's funeral]
Jun and Minghao: look can we have a moment alone with her.
Jun and minghao(to mei):
Alright listen here, we know you're not dead.
Mei(open eyes): yEAH NO SHIT
Thxs for reading this part 1 and part 2 will be published if you have any requests pls don't be afraid to comment.
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