The Adventures Of The Brainless - D&D

Chapter Two - Getting Supplies!

"Ok so all we need is a map and a boat." Joe said calmly. " Alright map shop right over here!" Kiearo shouted "Come on Joe!". "Alright then." Joe mumbled.

Then the realization hit them. They were broke. "Kiearo, we don't have any money." Joe said. Kiearo just smiled innocently. "Don't do it man!" Joe shouted. Before Joe could stop him Kiearo was already sprinting over to the building. "Goddammit, why does he have to be a light foot halfling!" Joe said through gritted teeth.

Kiearo then jumped through the window of the building and grabbed a map of the forgotten coast. "Got it." Kiearo shouted. As soon as he set foot outside the building an alarm went off. All nearby city guards were alerted of the robbery.

"Quick Joe, use your magic teleport thing and get us out of here!" Kiearo shouted. "Why should I?" Joe questioned. "Because they'll think you're an accomplice!" Kiearo reasoned. "Good enough reason for me!" Joe said and quickly teleported them to a dock. "Ay you two!" the doc manager shouted "How'd you get in here?". "Sorry about that sir," Joe said calmly "my teleportation is a bit rusty.". "It's okay if you wanna buy a boat!" The dock manager said.

Before Joe could say anything Kiearo ran to attack the man with his dagger. "Kiearo NO!" Joe shouted. It was too late. The dagger pierced the dock manager's leg. There was a scream of pain and a click as the dock manager grabbed his rifle. Kiearo immediately stepped back and pulled out a small painting from his pocket to use as a shield.

"Kiearo NO!" Joe shouted. He quickly cast a small shield spell around Kiearo. Barely a second after he cast the spell the gun fired. It ricocheted off the shield and hit the manager in the leg. He screamed in agony and fell into the ocean. "Please help me, I can't swim!" He pleaded.

Kiearo just stood over him and laughed. "Don't you think we should help him?" Joe asked. "Nope!" Kiearo said with a laugh. Joe couldn't even say anything before Kiearo jumped into a boat. Joe reluctantly got in and Kiearo started rowing. "Great, now I'm in a boat with a genocidal maniac." Joe said. "Yup!" Kiearo agreed.