Socially Awkward

Chapter One

CW: Contains Smut. Neuvillette gets a little inebriated here but I didn't think it warranted a full tag, and it's mostly for the giggles I promise. Also, Wriothesley reads a smut book aloud that features monsterfucking, eggs, and ovipositors. That too, is for the giggles.

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"You do know that your phone has died, right?"

Wriothesley's face tilts towards Clorinde, who leans over the offending piece of tech. It's propped against a stack of weights, and no, he didn't know that—he was too busy counting out his current set and staring off into the distance. He curses, dropping the dumbbell in his hand to the mat.

"Ah." Clorinde's mouth curls into a smile as she watches him scramble. "So you didn't—"

"I don't need to hear it from you, miss, 'I have a flip phone'—"

"It isn't a flip phone," she replies tersely. "Or, it is, but it's still a fancy smartphone and certainly newer than yours."

"You traded up because of nostalgia." Wriothesley shoots her a knowing look before leaning over to pluck his phone from the floor. "But, you lack the technical know-how of how phones work."

Clorinde raises an eyebrow. "Says the man who didn't realize his phone was dying?"

"I wasn't looking!"

She snorts softly. "I know how to text and answer a call. That's all that's needed."

Clorinde would say that. Clorinde is allergic to anything that doesn't involve CrossFit, sharpshooting, and butting into Wriothesley's business. Like being nosey and peeking at his phone.

"Well, just in time, I guess. I've been needing a break. Hungry?"

"I wasn't, but now that you've said something..."

Wriothesley shoots her a grin. "Want to call it an early day and go to Café Lutece? An order of Crepes Suzette would really hit the spot—"

"Right in your gut," cuts in Clorinde, following him to the locker room. It's an unspoken rule that Clorinde is allowed on the men's side, no questions asked. Besides, it's not as though she's looking with intent—her eyes wander in an entirely different direction, and the gym is small enough that the others don't care. "What happened to the diet?"

"I'm still bulking up!" A flimsy excuse that has Clorinde giving him the look. "Look, there's nothing wrong with a treat here and there, and you know how good the Conch Madeleines are—"

"Alright, alright, you don't have to sell it to me." Clorinde waves a hand. "You had me at Café Lutece. Besides, you need a break, I need a drink, and we need to talk about plans for the week."

"It's—" Wriothesley looks at his watch. "—barely noon, Clorinde. Surely it's too early for booze."

"Have you never heard of brunch and mimosas? But no, I was thinking about a nice latte. I know their tea is mid—"

"It isn't that bad." Wriothesley tugs off his sweaty shirt and drops it into his bag. He pats himself down with a damp towel, paying particular attention to his neck and face, and then it too is tossed into the bag. "It's drinkable. Besides, like I said—the madeleines."

While Clorinde's comment about his diet was mostly a tease, he could be better about his occasional treats. But the madeleines are just too good, and they enhance even the most subpar teas.

He tugs on a fresh shirt and looks at her. "Decent?"

Clorinde leans over and sniffs, her face wrinkling comically. "Decent enough to sit outside. As long as no one is within five feet, we should be safe."