incredibly satire fanfics

alyx x taki

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Hot Taki and Alyx were out at the park, the sun had just started to go down, and it was nice and romantic. They had both been hinting at each other's feelings for each other recently, and they were both starting to think there was something there. Hot Taki was watching Alyx, and he got a sudden urge to confess, so he took a deep breath, and spoke up.

"Hey Alyx?" he said, his voice quavering slightly. Alyx, who was staring at the ground, turned slightly and glanced at him, his ears twitching.

"Yeah Hot Taki?" he asked softly, his face red with embarrassment, but also eagerness to hear what he had to say next.

"I..." Hot Taki trailed off before trying again, "I have something i've been wanting to tell you for a while now."

"What is it?" he asked, with a small smile on his face, but also a hint of embarrassment, because he was pretty sure he knew what he was going to say.

"Well... I..." he said, before taking a deep breath and then saying it "I love you, Alyx."

"What?" Alyx asked, his heart racing and his face turning red even more. "Y-you love me?" He said, his heart pounding, and a smile on his face.

Hot Taki nodded, still red in the face with embarrassment at admitting his feelings out in the open.

"I love you too," Alyx said, before leaning in closer, and the two shared a passionate kiss.

As they kissed, Alyx felt his heart beating wildly, his mind racing with excitement and happiness. he couldn't believe that Hot Taki finally admitted his feelings, and he was so happy to finally hear him say it. he loved Hot Taki, with his maroon brown eyes and that mischievous smile, so he pulled Hot Taki closer, holding his body tightly against his own. he kissed him again, and this time more passionately, his lips pressing against his as they tasted each other's tongues and as the heat between them grew more intense.

(time skip to at the takis stinky house)

The two ran upstairs and fell onto the dirty bed, and slowly the kissing began to resume, and turn more passionate by the minute. They quickly took off eachothers clothes, and Hot Taki's lips pressed against Alyx's with more and more force, as if he could never have enough of him, and Alyx matched his energy, giving into all his desires. The two kissed furiously, their lips slipping against each other, until suddenly Alyx let out a breathless moan, as his heart raced and his body was overcome with pleasure.

The sensation was so overwhelming to Alyx, that he closed his eyes, wanting to bask in all of Hot Taki's touch. He could feel his chapped lips against his neck, his hands running through his lice infested hair, and his heart pounding through his chest. He let out another, louder moan, as Hot Taki moved his lips from his neck down to his chest, and his lips on his dry skin sent shivers of pleasure throughout his body.

Hot Taki's lips then moved down again, this time to his stomach, sending intense waves of pleasure through him. Alyx's heart raced even faster, and his breathing became ragged and heavy, as he let out a low moan. Hot Taki then moved his lips further down, and started to kiss his bony and nearly nonexistent thighs, which sent his body into a frenzy, which he couldn't control. Without a warning, Hot Taki soon went between Alyx's legs, which caused him to let off a high pitched moan, as his heart beat out of his chest, and his entire body was overwhelmed with pleasure.

Alyx gripped the partly charred duvet beneath him, feeling himself lose control as Hot Taki continued going at his shaft.

"O-oh my god.." He said between moans, his entire body consumed with pleasure. The only thing that mattered was the way that Hot Taki felt on his skin, as his tougue slid up and down his dick. With every lick, his body reacted more and more strongly, until he felt himself getting close to the edge.

"I dont want to finish yet.. i want you-" Alyx breathed, but was cut off by the spicy crisp.

"Already two steps ahead of you." He said, as he pulled down his boxers and lined himself up before slamming into the other guy.

Alyx couldn't hold back anymore, and let his mouth hang open as his heart pounded through his chest, the sound only being drowned out by his own moans, and now Hot Taki's mouth was no longer on him. As he watched Alyx release, his baby gravy shooted everywhere like a garden sprinkler and soaked the takis stomach.

im so sorry