Parkelsame
Whenever I drink alcohol everyone calls me alcoholic
Jayparkwho
Because you freaking are
Parkelsame
Then when I drink fanta why no one calls me fantastic
Sheepjungwon
Uhm good question good question, you are a good question
Heheeveryone
Because you ain't fucking fantastic
Islayiknow
Hey guys let's mess with jake hyung
Rikiontop
Alright
Simyunss
Dude
Parkelsame
Hey jake your momma so fat
Simyunss
She committed several war crimes and is now locked up in Bolivian prision
Jayparkwho
Uhm y-your dad
Simyunss
My father left me when I was two to be captured amd consequently sacrificed by a group of tribals
Sheepjungwon
Nah tf
Islayiknow
Alright then
Rikiontop
Sun stop
Islayiknow
Your grandparents?
Simyunss
They floated in the sky like a balloon with too much helium
Heheeveryone
Babe what tf
Simyunss
You cannot beat me you mortals.
Heheeveryone
I was alone ik the elevator when it suddenly stopped, like stop I'm claustrophobic
Rikiontop
What is claustrophobic?
Parkelsame
I think he's afraid of Santa Claus
Jayparkwho
That's weird
Islayiknow
If hates Santa clauses then HOHOHOHO
Rikiontop
SUNOO STOP YOU ARE SCARING HIM LOVE
islayiknow
I'm sorry (hehe)
Simyunss
Freaking stupids
Rikiontop
If you call me stupid them I'm
Parkelsame
Shut it you idiot
Rikiontop
Now don't forget who pulled you out of the river yesterday
Parkelsame
Yeah you fucking pushed me in too
Rikiontop
Now about that
Islayiknow
Riki babe I didn't know you saved my number as the love of my life
Sheepjungwon
Aww that's so sweet
Jayparkwho
Shit that's sweet
Heheeveryone
Cuties
Rikiontop
Wait
Islayiknow
You are so cutee <3
Parkelsame
Sorry to break it to you
Islayiknow
Huh?
Parkelsame
That's Jake's contact number not yours
Islayiknow
Oh-
Simyunss
Nvm
Jayparkwho
How many jungwons we need to change the light bulb?
Rikiontop
The real question is how many ladders he need...
Heheeveryone
You forgot to hesitate
Sheepjungwon
YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT
Heheeveryone
WHY AREN'T THERE ANY ADULT SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
Rikiontop
Finally a point to agree with you
Heheeveryone
It's just a children's park but bigger in size
Jayparkwho
Theme parks are those
Heheeveryone
But we need to pay for every visit
Simyunss
Yeah that is the adult part
Heheeveryone
....
Sheepjungwon
Would y'all slap Riki for 2 million dollars?
Jayparkwho
I would do it for half eaten cookie and a coffee
Heheeveryone
Lame, I'd had do it even just cause I feel like it
Simyunss
Highly relatable
Rikiontop
I feel really unsafe in this household
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Don't ask me what I'm doing at 1:23 am. I woke up after a great sleep
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