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Sheepjungwon
What is ice hockey?

Rikiontop
People in knife shoes fighting over the last oreo

Heheeveryone
He's not wrong tho-

Parkelsame
As a professional ice skater am very much offended and want to end the bloodline of your family at the moment.

Rikiontop
Do I look like I care? NAUR

parkelsame
First learn to sir straight

Rikiontop
I'll sit as gay as I want to

Simyunss
Proud of my child

Sheepjungwon
True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your pop corn.

Jayparkwho
But why would movie eat my pop corn?

Sheepjungwon
...

Jayparkwho
Nvm I get it

Parkelsame
How tall are you?

Sheepjungwon
Tall enough

Parkelsame
Hm?

Rikiontop
He said minion sized

Sheepjungwon
😃

Islayiknow
What happens when you die, heeseung hyung?

Heheeveryone
You go to heaven (hell)

Islayiknow
No, I mean, do I get your stuff when you die?

Simyunss
No I do

Parkelsame
How does jaeyun just eat when there's a dead guy laying there?

Heheeveryone
DEAD GUY? WTF

Simyunss
So what am I supposed to do? Ask if he wants a bite? That's not how it works

Jayparkwho
WHAT DEAD BOY GUYS???

Parkelsame
The dear boy of the man who badmouthed heeseung

Simyunss
I mean how dare that little shit

Sheepjungwon
If you think about it the frenchs have given us a lot of things

Heheeveryone
Like French toast

Simyunss
Or a guillotine

Jayparkwho
Bro stop please

Parkelsame
I'm not the jealous type

Islayiknow
You punched my friend

Parkelsame
HE WAS HOLDING YOUR HAND

islayiknow
IT WAS A HANDSHAKE

parkelsame
AND?

Islayiknow
You know heeseung hyung gives flower to jaeyun hyung everyday, you could do the same

Heheeveryone
Well my honey deserves it <33

Simyunss
:D <33

Parkelsame
Okay but jake won't accept my flowers

Rikiontop
YEAH SO TOY DON'T GIVE THEM CAUSE I WILL

islayiknow
... Idiots

Sheepjungwon
Just saw whatever y'all want but I can say I am pretty smart

Jayparkwho
You also think that there's a little man on the fridge who turn off the lights when you close the door.

Sheepjungwon
And I'm gonna catch him.

Simyunss
Really smart of you

Sheepjungwon
Hehe

Simyunss
For someone who id 70℅ water you all don't look very refreshing

Jayparkwho
Just burn

Heheeveryone
Water can't burn

Parkelsame
EVAPORATE

Islayiknow
Well Riki just forget about jake hyung, he doesn't love you or care for you like that

Rikiontop
Wait until he hears it

Simyunss
I love my child

Rikiontop
Hehe <3

Islayiknow
Exactly what I said, not like that

Rikiontop
People are always jealous of other's success

Islayiknow
But I'm your boyfriend

Rikiontop
Dang someone more delusional then me

Islayiknow
I-

Heheeveryone
I walk around like I'm totally fine and evey thing's okay but deep down, deep inside, on my foot, inside my shoe, my sock is falling off.

Jayparkwho
Bro same

Heheeveryone
Bro worst feeling

Sheepjungwon
The eldest two have finally lost it all

Simyunss
Bold of you to assume they were every sane

Sheepjungwon
Right-

Parkelsame
And that you were normal too jungwon

Sheepjungwon
I-

Islayiknow
Beware of this bestie duo won, beware

Heheeveryone
So we gotta find a way to cut down the expenses, what can we live without?

Jayparkwho
Probably Riki.