James was walking through Large Tesco's and doing his shopping. Eventually coming across the canned foods aisle, walking through it to get to the aisle beside it.
Suddenly he looked over to the side and saw the beans, immediately grimacing and shitting himself because he had a MASSIVE phobia of beans.
He BOLTED to the nearest pub and ran into the toilet, not caring that it was customer only. He sat on the nearest toilet and took the fattest shit of his life as mickey mouse stared down at him in complete horror.
Soon enough he finished his shit and flushed the toilet, clogging it and fleeing the scene, making the pub toilet go under maintenance.
On his way home he stumble upon a can of beans, looking over at it and staring at it, making eye contact with it and licking his lips before running away, a trail of fart following him.
...Little did he know...
