A Mystery Gift - An Akitoya Crackfic

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Just so you know, this pov is currently Akito's (the whole chapter in fact). Expect this to be really weird btw.

It was a typical boring morning for me. Getting ready for school, eating breakfast, jump scaring my sister, getting my textbooks ready.

I grabbed my backpack with pancakes fighting each other with swords and headed to school.

I'm pretty popular in school. The moment I always enter in the building, I'm met with stares and whispers. Talk about popular! My father can't even gather that much attention from my mom.

Once I entered the building, I was expecting people to whisper about me. Instead, they were praising me...?

"What is the meaning of this!?!?" I exclaimed, slamming my fists against the wall.

All the students looked at me completely robotic and started bowing, setting down the red carpet in which Ena was walking thru like a model. (Not really, that's what she thought)

"Ugly brother. Your secret admirer told me to give you this." Ena giggled as she batted her long-ass eyelashes that circled around the whole solar system.

I took the gift from her hand and opened it. The second I saw that it was a personalized plushie of me, I lost it. I felt like my dad for the first time.

Before Ena could say anything, I decided to make a run for it, realize that i was destined to be a gay ginger patootie.