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SFW alphabet || 🖋️Ike Eveland 🖋️

(Art is done by me 👆🏻)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NIJI EN' S RESIDENT NOVELIST, IKE EVELANDDDDDDD! 🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳 

To be honest with y'all, I messed up the birthday months for Ike and Shu so I didn't get to do anything for the sorcerer... except for one rushed fanart-

But anyway, I'm here now do do a nice and simple chapter for Ikey Wikey :D (totally not because I don't have an idea for a birthday chapter-)

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Started: 6 May 2024

Published: 12 June 2024 (I finished this like 2 weeks ago)

Edited:

AUs: none 

Genre: fluff

Warning(s): none (SEISO headcannons only!!!)

A/n: Oh yeah, before I start... America Ya! :D (iykyk)

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I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

✑ Ironically enough, the novelist is always at a loss for words when it comes to you. He wants to shower you in flowery words of love but the moment your eyes meet his, his brain turns blank. When he first confessed, he did express an 'I love you' in his letter but he was too shocked at your agreement to remember to say it verbally. He only realised when he was working on his novel one day. So, he stopped his work immediately to find you relaxing on the couch. He quickly bent down to whisper an 'I love you' in your ear along with a small peck before running back with a red face.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

✑ Kisses with Ike are always full of love. Even if it was a short kiss to see him off to work, you always get drunk on of his kisses. Ike prefers to give his kisses in private, he's kind of shy to do it in front of other people... but that doesn't mean he's not going to steal a kiss or two when no one is watching. Ike loves to kiss your cheeks or forehead as a treat but nothing can beat your lips. As I said, he loves nothing more than your soft lips on his. It renders him speechless

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

✑ Oh nooooo... don't do this to meee- I wholeheartedly believe that Ike wouldn't break up with his partner, idk...just a gut feeling. But still, if the circumstances called for a breakup, Ike still wouldn't have the heart to do it, even if you were in the wrong. Then again, he would try to be as gentle as possible, and will make sure that everything is laid bare before the two of you part ways. He doesn't want it to end on a bad note, that's all.

E (already done)

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

✑ For Ike, it's like a 7/10 because I feel like like doesn't really mind about his appearance but he knows when to dress for the occasion. He won't be really fussy about it tho... well, his sense of style is certainly better than normal. I have a feeling that Ike is someone that likes comfortable clothes so that's a win 👍🏻

E (Again, ady done)

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

✑ Well... not quite. Ike loves the cuteness of children but he doesn't know how to approach them. The kids would love him tho, with his gentle demeanor and soft voice. He wouldn't know what to do if they started crying and would honestly panic along with them. 

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

✑ Ike is... quite affectionate. He likes having you around him at all times and will reach out to hold your hand whenever he sets his sights on you. He LOVES the feeling of your warm hands in his. He'll slightly pout at you if you let go.... Ike isn't really a big fan of PDA so he prefers to shower you in affection in private. Also, I feel like Ike's love language is quality time 100%. He also loves pampering you when you've had a hard day and ahhhhhhh he just the sweetest man ever >-<

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

✑ He is a novelist, he obviously would have a messed up sleep schedule. Some nights he would randomly have those bursts of inspiration and he has to go write it down before it goes away. As a result, you would end up alone in the bed at 3 AM sometimes. You would go over to Ike and sit on his lap, keeping him company while you slept. He feels bad, but you've insisted that his lap is no less comfortable than the bed. When he does actually decide to go to bed like normal, he would have you curled up in his arms while he sang or read you to sleep.

D= Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

✑ Y.E.S. ... but not now. The both of you already live together in my headcannon so.... Ike definitely thinks about his future with you and it definitely makes him embarrassingly giddy. However, he is just fine with how things are now and he isn't actually ready to share you... AHEM- anyway, he's one of the decent cooks among Luxiem and he keeps things decently clean. He won't burn the kitchen down, that's for sure.

The End 🖋️💙~

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Well hello 👋🏻 

I know I said that I'll build up the number of drafts so that I don't have to juggle too much but... uh-

I kinda got carried away with one single Kyo chapter... oops.

Uploading schedule will still be non-existent so I'm sorry for that 😜

Anyway, I don't have much to rant about here so I'll leave for now. 

Have another shot of my fanart (the lighting for the one on top was bad so... ehe-) and take care of yourselves 🫶🏻

Bai baiii 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

Kazuki Chan🌸~