them as weird things I've said/done

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Stevie: 

*walking around an abandoned place, starts BUSTING IT DOWN SEXUAL STYLE on a table.*


Ruben:

"i don't think my mom should have custody of me.."


Fuckshit:

*Sighs.* 

"i wanna get drunk."


Ray: 

"i wanna get married, but i don't know how to even make FRIENDS unless they come up to me so.." 


Fourth grade:

"hey, hey, if your wife dies from childbirth can you press charges on the baby?" 

*my friend sighs because we're in an abandoned pregnancy room in an abandoned hospital..*

"IT'S A GENUINE QUESTION."

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