mid90s preferences<3

what they're like when they're high

Doing this while I'm high 👹👹👹

Stevie:

-giggly asf

-AFFECTIONATE

-panic. 

"y/nwhatifmymomfindsoutwhatthefuckdudepleasehelpmeismelllikeweedhelp-"

"Stevie, chill- you can stay the night-"

-yeah.. 

Ruben:

-he's chill

-a little dumb..?

"Can you mirandize a dog?" 

"i- what..???" 

"like- could you read a dog their miranda rights-"

"no, you fucking dumbass."

"damn."

-😭😭

Fuckshit:

-smiley asfff

-but horny

-and.. oh. 

"Ma, can you su-"

"NO."

"but-"

"NO."

"why cant a (N WORD BUT I'M NOT FONNA HA U THAT) get suckkked-"

-he's.. yeaahh..

Ray:

-doesn't get high.

Fourth grade:

-a literal child.

-pouting.

-giggling.

-and then crying 2 seconds later.

"THE DOG- 😆 THE DOG-😨tHE DOOGGG😭😭"

"stop crying-"