𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬, kate martin

TWENTY-FIVE. not just a facetime

tuesday, may 7th, 2024:
iowa city, iowa

NYC TAKEOVER 🤝
iMessage

kate 💘
[attached an image]
Fit for the White House
What do we think?

gabbie
aw this will be so cute

jada
oh you're gonna EAT

caitlin
I'm impressed
When did you find an actual style??

kate 💘
Bro.

jada
wrecked by caitlin clark 🚨

gabbie
haha pls 😭

tatum
hi hi i'm late BUT
yess big fan of the fit
my girl is so prettyyy

kate 💘
Stop it 🤭

caitlin
Tate u just got here
and ur alr being annoying
How DO u do it??

gabbie
be nice cait
they took forever to tell each other
now we gotta go thru their honeymoon phase

jada
ugh u guys 🙄
atp just get a room u two

tatum
u know we would if we could !

jada
AYO⁉️

gabbie
BYE HAHA WHAT

caitlin
INSANEEE

kate 💘
I'm crying 🤣
Honestly tho? Can't even deny it
It's true

gabbie
i'm weakkkk

jada
ew
literally revolting

caitlin
I'm gonna throw up
I think I miss when u two weren't a thing

jada
i miss when my eyes hadn't read
whatever the hell that just was 😔

tatum
oh shut up whatever u guys 🙄
ur just a bunch of haters

kate 💘
Yeah guys so not cool

tatum
they're praying on our downfall

caitlin
Yep. always 🙏

gabbie
caught in 4k!

jada
maybe we shouldn't have tried
so hard to get them together 👀

gabbie
no cuz then they'd still be
obsessed w each other

tatum
guys 😭
now this is getting crazy
just plain FOUL

caitlin
Yeah true
It'd prolly just be 20x worse than it was

jada
oh my god YES it totally would

kate 💘
Woww so dramatic
You guys are literally just haters
like Tatum said

tatum
hmm kate should we block them?

kate 💘
Ya know I'm not opposed
to that idea

tatum
leaning towards it, personally

kate 💘
Ok I will if u will ?

jada
tatum u can't block me
i literally live w u

caitlin
Yeah Tatum sooo not cool
You can't do that to ur roommate

tatum
fine i'll just block u then 🤷‍♀️