Kickin it With Love| Jack Brewer|

~Dude, Where's my Sword~

I do not own any of the characters except for Arabella.

~Arabella's POV~

We were all gathered in the dojo watching Jack perform his new Bo staff routine.

"Yeah! Wow, Jack, Your new bo staff routine is awesome." I said once Jack was finished.

"Thanks Belle." Jack smiled at me.

"You know what I say about bo staffs?" Jerry walked over, "Bo-ring." He took it from Jack, "Swords is where it's at, bro."

So you know how to use a sword? Then show us." I told him.

"I've been practicing with the attachments
on my mom's vacuum cleaner." Jerry explained, "In one move I can whack the ceiling fan down and suck the curtains off the wall."

I took the bo staff from him, "Just stop, because you hurt yourself."

"Well, that katana sword that Rudy loves so much is right there." Milton said pointing at the sword that hanged over door.

"Yeah, give it a shot, Jerry." Kim smirked.

"What?! Jerry don't do it." I said firmly, "You will hurt yourself, like you always do."

"Uh..." Jerry said nervously looking between Kim and I, "Yeah yeah, I'll-- I'll give it a shot. You know, I'm not sure the thing's as balanced as well as my mom's vacuum cleaner." Jerry climbed up on a chair, "And there's no brush on the end of it, But I'll give it a shot."

"Hey, Jerry." Rudy said when he walked into the dojo and startling Jerry, "Whatcha doing?"

"Uh, just airing out the pits." Jerry lied.

"Well, let me be clear: No one touches my katana." Rudy said just as Bobby came walking out of Rudy's office crying.

"Bobby, what's wrong?" Rudy asked.

"Rudy, I didn't get the part in that movie." Bobby said sadly.

"I'm sure the part was just wrong for you." Rudy tried to cheer him up.

"It was to play Bobby in The Bobby Wasabi Story." Bobby explained.

"Ouch."

"Well, maybe there's another part for you." Rudy tied again.

"I'm Bobby."

♪ Don't you get all tough with me, I'm saying won't you come kick it with me? and we can have a ball,
run up the wall, this is how we do, and no matter how much, I chop and punch, it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. ♪

♪ Here we go, let's start the party, chop it up
like it's karate. ♪

♪ everybody, don't you get all tough with me, I'm saying won't you come kick it with me? and we can have a ball, run up the wall, this is how we do, and no matter how much I chop and punch, it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. ♪

We all surround Rudy as he decked himself in leather.

"Yep, kids, every once in a while you have to put on the leather pants And hit the open road with the boys." Rudy said. "Now all I need is for one of you guys to come in on Saturday and water the plants."

"Sure. I'll do it." We all said.

"All right, let me get the keys from the office." Rudy started towards the office, "They're in my pocket." Rudy had a difficult time getting the keys out while Phil and Bobby came in.

"Hey hey, our gas-powered pigs are ready to ride us." Phil spoke as he and Bobby walked into the dojo.

"I'm gonna feel so alive out there on the open road--Men being men." Bobby nodded, "I should put my hair back. Bella can you spot me a scrunchie?" I took one off my wrist and flung it at him.