Ridonculous racing hero girls [Book 5]

In Toronto

Don: This is Toronto, the capital of North America, birthplace of funk where the Albino panther roams free.

Albino Panther: ROAR!!!!!!!

Don: Beneath my size-13 brogues, 20 teams are arriving at this historic train station ready to embark on a race around the world. I'm your host, Don. And this is The Ridonculous Race!!!!!!!!!

[Best Friend's interview]

Carrie: I met Devin in the sandbox and we haven't spent a day apart since. If anyone can win this race, it's us.

Devin: Yeah. I know Carrie so well. It's like we're… [noticing his partner's dreamy look] Uh, what are you doing???

Carrie: Oh…uh, lint check, for the camera! Wohoo, race!!!!!!!

[Sisters' interview]

Emma: I'm studying international law so, that's gonna give us a real edge. Which is good 'cause, we're here to win.

Kitty: And to see the world. Meet hot guys, and have some fun.

Emma: If there's time for that which there won't be so, let's focus on winning, okay??? [Kitty sighs] Good.

[Daters' interview]

Ryan: Stephanie and I met at the gym 2 months and 6 days ago, and we've been going steady ever since!!!!!!

Stephanie: We're so excited! Neither of us has ever traveled before. There's so much to discover like, what do chocolate protein bars taste like in China???

Ryan: I was just wondering that!!!!

Stephanie: No way!!!!!

[The Daters start kissing while making out]

[Ice Dancers' interview]
Jacques: We know how to win. We've won gold everywhere.

Josee: Except…the Olympics. He dropped me so we only got silver.

Jacques: [cries] I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!!!! [runs off]

Josee: Jacques!!!!! Silver is his least favorite color.

Geoff: [chuckles] Goin' around the world on someone else's dime. Sweet! Hey, Bridgette! Love ya, babe!!!!!! [interview] My girl and I did Total Drama, but she's surfing her way around Australia right now. So, boom, entré my bud, Brody!!!!!

Brody: Yeah guy!!!!! Bros forever!!!!! G and B for the W-I-N!!!!

[Stepbrothers' interview]

Lorenzo: My dad married his mom last year, but we still hate each other. So they're making us do this. Jerks!!!!!!

Chet: Don't call my mom a jerk, JERK!!!!!!!! [pushes Lorenzo aside]

Lorenzo: Shut your word-hole, JERK!!!!!!! [pushes Chet in return but comes back and starts tackling him]

Don: Also racing Tom and Jen fashion bloggers with impeccable taste. I told you not to let the teams write their own cards.

[Fashion Bloggers' interview]

Jen: Hey-hey, to all our blog followers out there! Wish us luck!!!

Tom: I bet "Jen we could win the race", but I didn't think she'd actually take it up on me.

Jen: I put my mind to something and it happens.

Don: Ellody and Mary. Scientific geniuses who say they will use their winnings to support the science community.

[Geniuses' interview]

Ellody: Astrophysics is underfunded. Reality shows offer monetary prizes. Conundrum solved.

Don: Zion and Lexi. Superhero girls who wanted to spend time together by coming on to the show.

[Superhero girls interview]

Lexi: We wanted to spend time together.

Zion: So after I won total drama for like the fourth time. I missed my BFF and wanted to compete in this race to spend time with her.

Lexi: Aw that's sweet, Zion.

Zion: It's great to spend time with friends.

(Zion and Lexi hug but Lexi accidentally uses her magic and causes Zion to be hit with lightning and they just laugh at how bad Zion's hair looks as her ponytails are both frizzy and Lexi brushes Zion's hair back to normal)

Don: The Melvins. Melvinborg and Melvin. Past-self and future-self who will do anything to win.

[The Melvins interview]

Melvinborg: I decided to come to this show since Chris wasn't in charge and there is $1,000,000. And I probably guessed that nobody would trust me after last time on all-stars and world tour. So I thought who could help me more than me.

Melvin: Finally we agree on something!!!!

Melvinborg: Don't push it.

Don: Welcome, contestants!!!!!! This is the starting line for your 26-part race around the world. Each part ends at a Chill Zone. Get there fast, because the team to stand on the carpet of completion, may be cut from the competition. But the first team to reach our last Chill Zone, will win…$1,000,000!!!!!

[The contestants all cheer in excitement]

Don: Look over here.

(The contestants look over at Don)

Don: This is our ridonculous tip box also known as the don box. Press this button to get the travel tips that will lead you through the ridonculous race. Ready teams???

(The contestants get ready and Zion and Melvinborg glare at each other)

Don: Get ready.......set......race!!!!!!!!

(The contestants rush to the don box and Don falls as the contestants rush past him)

Don: Watch the face!!!!! Not the hair!!!! No!!!! Ah!!!!!

Zion's POV: me and Lexi went to the don box and pushed the button and found out we had to go to the seeing tower we rushed to it and we were second as the father and son duo were first and I read the tip It says it's and either or. I said What's that??? Lexi asked me To heck if I know. I said but reading more of the tip it said we either had to one hundred and forty four flights of stairs or take the elevator and do a skywalk all the way across the outside of the tower we had to find the guide after we finished the either/or to get our next tip Stairs??? Lexi asked me Stairs. I said

Third person's POV: [Superhero girls interview]

Zion: The reason why we picked stairs instead of the skywalk is simple.

Lexi: Zion has super speed.

Zion: Yeah so we can get it over with as fast as possible.

Zion's POV: I held Lexi's hand and used my super speed and we made it up the stairs and went to the guide and we got our tip and stole first place from the ice dancers What does the tip say??? Lexi asked me The tip says catch the flight with a zip ride the line to your tip. I said Um......what??? Lexi asked me Wait I get it. We need to take a zipline to get our next tip. That's what the tip meant when it said zip ride the line to your tip. I said we used the zipline and road down it and Lexi grabbed the tip  and we jumped before we landed on the mattress the ice dancers were just waving What does the tip say??? I asked Lexi It says book two seats on the next flight to Morocco. Lexi said Let's go then while they are still waving. Come on!!!!!! I exclaimed me and Lexi held hands and I used my super speed and we dashed into the airport and we got our tickets and went onto the plane and waited for it to depart

Third person's POV: Don: The teams have arrived, and the flights have been booked. Flight #1 will carry Father & Son, Best Friends, Daters, Police Cadets, Superhero girls, The Melvins, Ice Dancers, and the Reality TV Pros. Flight #2 carries the Sisters, Vegans, Fashion Bloggers, Mom & Daughter, Rockers, and Geniuses. And Flight #3 has the LARPers, Goths, Surfer Dudes, Adversity Twins, Stepbrothers, and Tennis Rivals. Who will win the next jaunt in our race??? Tune in next time to find out. The Ridonculous Race…is to be continued!!!!!!