MHA reacts to RWBY - Volume 1

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A quote fades in: "Scathing eyes ask that we be symmetrical, one sided and easily processed. Yet every misshapen spark's unseen beauty is greater than its would be judgement."

Deku went to open his mouth, only to stop when Bakugou glared at him.

Yang is shown riding her motorcycle through the streets of Vale. She eventually stops in front of a club that is blasting music. 

"Who's the blonde extra??" Bakugou asked with a deadpanned expression. "Let me guess; another skilled fighter?"

Theo nodded. "Yep. Her name is Yang Xiao Long."

Mineta mouth was drooling. "Big boobs-"

*TTTZZZ*

*GAAAAAHHH*

"Pervert." Jiro muttered, tasing the grape hero with her quirk.

As she walks through the club, she sees Roman Torchwick ending a conversation with Junior. She makes her way to the bar where Junior stands.

Yang: Strawberry Sunrise. No ice. Oh, and one of those little umbrellas.

Junior: Aren't you a little young to be in this club, Blondie?

Yang (giggles): Aren't you a little old to have a name like Junior?

"Okay, first off, roasted." Ms Joke giggled before continuing. "Second, old is she exactly?"

"17." Lucy answered.

"Then shouldn't she know that it's illegal to be at a club like this?" Aizawa questioned with a stern expression.

"Teenagers." Midnight muttered, shaking her head.

Junior: So you know who I am. You got a name, sweetheart?

Yang: Yes, Junior, I've got several. But instead of sweetheart, you can just call me sir.

She grabs his groin and squeezes it painfully causing Junior to cry out in pain comically.

Everyone in the theater winced with sympathy, while a few laughed their asses off.

"Right in the family jewels." Kamanari said, wincing.

Bakugou grinned. "Okay, I like her now."

Yang: People say you know everything.

She brings her scroll up to his face, showing him a picture.

Yang: Tell me where I can find her and I'll let you go.

"Who is she looking for??" Kendo asked.

"Her mother." Andy answered.

"Is her mother missing?? In danger??" Uraraka asked, concerned.

"No." Theo replied. "Let's just say she's... out of the picture."

Junior (straining): I've never seen her before, I swear!

Yang: Excuse me?

Junior (straining): I swear, sir!

Junior's henchmen begin to gather around.

Yang: Hmm, looks like we have an audience. This must kind of embarrassing for you, huh? Awkward....

There were a few chuckles in the theater.

Junior (straining): Listen, blondie sir. If you want to make it out of this club alive, I suggest you let me go. Now!