** JOKE FIC ** || Fish (MCYT)

swag part 1

// 🐟 | (i love fishies) | \\





|The air was crisp and the day was new. The water was warm as a familiar silhouette swam past the usual sea life. Bright colored coral as well as the reflection of the hot sun that illuminated the path ahead.


A few fish swarmed some anemone as the blackened coat of this figure practically glided past. The freshly tailored, waterproof suit perfectly matched this certain fishes' outfit, as it took deep breaths enjoying the life in his natural habitat.

Taking a rush up to the surface with a few paddles, the pufferfish stretched its limbs and smiled wholesomely on the sand as he explored the grassy terrain in search for his friend.


Meanwhile, on the familiar surface, there lies the second protagonist of this story. His outfit was less formal than the fishes', but still comfortable. He was wearing a dark reddish hoodie despite the warmish climate, as well as there was black stripes on his sleeves accompanied by an iconic "S" on his chest. The odd character was carrying a few loaves of bread from chest to chest as his attention shifted from organizing to being on edge once he heard footsteps outside of the base they called home.

"Archi-" The boy spoke lowly, as a rather demonic-ish figure emerged from another area and looked hesitantly around. "You heard that too, Swayle?" Archi turned to Swayle, who looked just as panicked as him. "I literally JUST loaded the world. There's no way a dweller spawned already-" Swayle sighed loudly. Archi just laughed at Swayle and continued to go about his business. Then, as the freakishly evil-looking figure left the room, the door was busted open by the same fish we introduced earlier.

"Hi Swayle!" He smiled wildly and waved. Swayles eyes lit up from the familiar face. "Puff! I didn't notice you joined!" Swayle grinned. Puff stared at him cross eyed before inviting himself into the base and looking around at the summer cleaning that Swayle had done.

It was hard to ignore the elephant in the room: The screaming. Swayle genuinely couldn't tell if it was the Goat Man, Man from the fog, whoever.. He just paid attention to puff until there was a new blood-curdling scream, as if it were being played on a radio of some sort.

"What was that..?"

The fish turned to glance at Swayle, his eyes were wide and their faces (Both Swayle and Puffs) were white in pale fear. There's no sound of an animal, no sound of a human, and definitely not the average dweller. It's a sound unlike anything they have ever heard before and it sends chills down their spines.

Puff tried to lighten the mood. "Do you think he wants cobble?" He stupidly smiled, chewing on a piece of rotten flesh. "No, I don't think Scooby-Doo's cousin wants cobbl- ARE YOU SERIOUSLY EATING RIGHT NOW??" Swayle facepalmed. Puff just shrugged and finished his jerky, not really caring too much about Swayles input.

The unearthly screams continued gradually, growing louder and louder in volume, as though coming from everywhere and nowhere at once. The trees bended and creaked, some snapping. The forest seemed quiet all of the sudden and the sky darkens with ominous thunder clouds.

Then suddenly, the forest floor shook. As if there was heavy construction going on, yet mostly everyone knew that wasn't the case. The scream mutated itself, going from a mind-piercing scream to.. Barking? It just sounded like a dog barking, which was strange considering the biome they spawned in wasn't too popular when it came to spawning animals, especially wolves. 

"Hey guys-" Archi walked in the room with an eerily calm expression. (so sorry if Archi ever sees this, everyone is horrified of you :sob:) "Soo what's with the updated creature outside? Was that Flame again?"

"What updated creature??" Swayle asked as he drew his iron sword from his inventory, and walked towards the window. Puff opened the door and went outside, yelling "OO SHINY!"
"PUFF HIS TEETH MAY BE SHINY BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO NEAR IT-" Swayle yelled as if Puff could hear him clearly. Puff looked at Swayle, confused, before turning back and staring at who was assumedly a tall, whitened figure who instantly turned Puff into a cloud of EXP.

"OH, OH SHI-"