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Shadow: "ay fellow cat"
Shadow: "truce?"
Gnarpy: "DID YOU JUZT AZK ME FOR A TRUCE?!"
Gnarpy: "JUZT BECAUZE WE LOOK THE ZAME,"
Gnarpy: "THAT DOEZNT MEAN WE CAN BE FRIENDZ!"
Shadow: "erm"
Shadow: "i guess thats a no"

Shadow: "gleeble glarp"
Gnarpy: "WHAT THE?"
Gnarpy: "HOW DARE YOU ZAY THAT TO ME-"
Shadow: "gnarp gnoorp glorp"
Gnarpy: "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
Shadow: "gnarp gnarp"
Gnarpy: "YOU'LL RULE THIZ DAY!"
Shadow: "gnorp gnop"

Shadow: "if ur an alien"
Shadow: "shouldnt you have a cool spaceship"
Shadow: "a futuristic gun"
Shadow: "and a-"
Gnarpy: "ZHADDUP!"
Gnarpy: "You annoying zorblop!"

- - -

Infected: "W0WZ1ES..."
Infected: "Y0U R3M1ND M3 OF P0PT4RT..."
Infected: "1 M1SS U P0PT4RT..."
Shadow: "oh, uh..."
Shadow: "i hope you find your cat soon"

Infected: "K4T? 1MMA K1TTY K4T!"
Infected: "4ND I D4NCE D4NCE D4NCE D4NCE!!!"
Shadow: "erm... sure"
Shadow: "dont give me fleas!"
Infected: "0K13Z..."
Infected: "4CH00!"

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FleshCousin: "Cats morphed into color green hood."
Shadow: "haha!"
Shadow: "your so strange!"
FleshCousin: "So strange unlike flowerbed..."

Shadow: "hey!"
Shadow: "do you like cereal?"
FleshCousin: "Cereal good pleasant fort."
Shadow: "i take that a yes..."
Shadow: "whats your favorite cereal?"
FleshCousin: "Favorite is zoop zorp."
Shadow: "is that a cereal brand from space?"
FleshCousin: "Galatic buzzer sounds like gleemish glorp."

FleshCousin: "Black cat sounds like meow meow."
Shadow: "is that an insult... or?"
FleshCousin: "Insulted by unpleasant fellas."
Shadow: "uh, ok..."

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Unpleasant: "..."
Shadow: "agh, my eyes..."
Shadow: "please go..."
Shadow: "pretty please"
Unpleasant: "..."

Shadow: "*HISS*"
Shadow: "STAY BACK!"
Shadow: "you..."
Shadow: "ugly rectangle!"
Unpleasant: "..."
Shadow: "..."
Shadow: "get out my sight."

Unpleasant: "..."
Shadow: "*sniff sniff*"
Shadow: "you smell like a cat..."
Shadow: "are YOU a cat?"
Unpleasant: "..."
Shadow: "even if you are one..."
Shadow: "i still dont wanna be near you"
Unpleasant: "..."
Shadow: "YOU UGLY FREAK."

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Reddy: "*KZZZRT*"
Reddy: "No an-animals allowed in Red Ball Diner!"
Reddy: "Pl-please relocate."
Shadow: "..."
Shadow: "i know what you did to those nightguards"
Reddy: "Red Ball Dinner isn't inv-involved in any mi-missing cases!"
Reddy: "*KZZZRT*"
Shadow: "mhm..."
Shadow: "sure..."

Shadow: "oooo!"
Shadow: "exposed leg wire thingy!"
Reddy: "*KZZZRT*"
Reddy: "Repairs will b-"
Reddy: "b-be"
Reddy: "c-coming soon!"
Shadow: "aw man i was hungry 3:"

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Spud: "Spud with the spud..."
Shadow: "you mean stud?"
Spud: "Spud spud spud... you remind me of..."
Spud: "Spud..."
Spud: "that cat..."
Shadow: "hmmm"
Shadow: "theres bunch of cats out there!"
Spud: "Spud spud..."

Shadow: "can i eat your bucket"
Spud: "Huh?"
Spud: "Don't touch spud bucket..."
Shadow: "aw man"
Shadow: "im hungry"

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Bive: "BLACK CATS ARE BAD LUCK!"
Bive: "SHOO SHOO GET AWAY FROM ME!"
Bive: "LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE"
Shadow: "..."
Shadow: "having absolutely horrible teeth is bad luck"
Bive: "HOW DARE YOU"
Bive: "LEAVE YOU PEST"
Shadow: ">:/"

Shadow: "what are you meant to be"
Bive: "IM A GENIUS"
Shadow: "i meant your species"
Bive: "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS,"
Bive: "UNLUCKY CAT!"

- - -

Pest: "*chittering noises*"
Shadow: "BUG!"
Shadow: "QUICK!"
Shadow: "STOMP ON IT!"
Pest: "..."
Pest: "バカな猫." ("Dumb cat.")
Shadow: "愚かな虫" ("dumb bug")
Pest: "How dare you!"

Shadow: "*HISS*"
Shadow: "stay away beetle"
Shadow: "the only beetles i like are british"
Pest: "You stay away."
Pest: "Idiotic feline."

Shadow: "my hoodie pockets do feel lighter"
Pest: "What?"
Pest: "Why are you telling me that?"
Shadow: "oh"
Shadow: "i should stop saying things out loud"
Pest: "奇妙な..." ("Strange...")

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Split: "What did the cat say when she got sick?"
Shadow: "what did she say"
Split: "I'm not FELINE well!"
Shadow: "hahaha..."
Shadow: "i get it..."

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Poob: "hey!"
Poob: "do cats like parties?"
Shadow: "i kind of do..."
Shadow: "BUT"
Shadow: "they can be loud"
Poob: "OH"
Poob: "you can stay in the bathtub"
Shadow: "errr..."
Shadow: "i'll pass"

Poob: "wanna come 2 my house?"
Shadow: "doesnt it always get hit by rocks"
Poob: "yes!"
Poob: "it adds to the k00lness!"

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⏰ Last updated: May 11 ⏰

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