CyberneVIc (Osomatsu-San Fan AU)

0. Another Stupid Plan.

"It's been a long time since the ban, hasn't it? Why are people now so desperate for immortality?" Osomatsu spoke.

"No one knows. The only thing anyone knows is that they are hunting down any and all cyborgs they spot. We need to be cautious now," Choromatsu replied, "we can't risk anything. You guys have seen the news."

"Can't we do something about it? We can't just stay inside, what if they find us?" Todomatsu added on.

"And even if they don't find our home, what if we have to stay hidden forever? I didn't spend good money on my modifications just to not be seen," Karamatsu commented dramatically.

"Oh shut up Shittymatsu, no one cares about you and your stupid fancy motorcycle."  Ichimatsu replied, "If worse comes to worse, Jyushimatsu can go out for us. He's not a cyborg."

Jyushimatsu lifted his head up, as he wasn't paying attention to the conversation before his name was mentioned, "Eh?"

"Now you're just jealous I didn't let you ride it, Ichimatsu," Karamatsu replied, "but don't worry little brother, my heart has room for you too."

"You disgust me." Ichimatsu scooted away from Karamatsu quickly.

"Hold on," Osomatsu exclaimed, "I have an idea! We don't have to stay in hiding if we fight back."

"Fight back? With what?" Choromatsu questioned.

"We could ask Professor Dekapan to add weapons to our bodies! We could be like... Badass cyborg superheroes! Except we're only saving ourselves." Choromatsu sighed and facepalmed as his eldest brother yapped. 

"Oh, like Power Rangers!" Jyushimatsu shouted.

"Don't say that Jyushi, we'll get copyrighted," Todomatsu spoke.

"Transformers!"

"That's not any better."

"Still a good idea though, right?" Osomatsu butted back into the conversation.

"It's not a terrible plan... I guess I could get by it," Choromatsu nodded in approval.

"Are we really going through with that?" Ichimatsu questioned nervously.

"I thought you liked violence and murder and whatnot," Osomatsu questioned. "It's a cool idea, no? We can have guns and rockets and fancy blades... Plus, if we kill them it isn't illegal because it's self-defense!"

"I mean... I guess it doesn't sound so bad..." Ichimatsu pondered about the concept. "Alright, I'm in."

"I'm definitely in," Karamatsu spoke.

"Of course you are." Choromatsu grunted, "I'm in as well. It's way better than needing to stay in all the time. How about you, Totty?"

"Sure, I don't mind," Todomatsu replied, "I think I have an idea for an outfit already. But what about Jyushimatsu?"

"What about me?" Jyushimatsu questioned, having dozed off again. 

"He could have a weapon too, if we need assistance or anything like that," Osomatsu said.

"I could hold a comically large hammer that shoots thunderbolts!" Jyushimatsu jumped out of his seat, mimicking himself slamming a hammer into the ground.

"Now you're thinking, Jyushi! I want something like guns or rockets, y'know!" Osomatsu exclaimed to the group.

"Blades would go well with my outfit already," Karamatsu boasted, "Oh, and they could glow in the dark."

"I want scythe blades coming out of my hands," Todomatsu exclaimed, "and I'm stealing Karamatsu's 'glow-in-the-dark" idea." Karamatsu replied with a short "Hey!" before Todomatsu pushed his face away from him, shutting him up.

Karamatsu took Todomatsu's hand off of his face, revealing a confidently smug look, "Then it's decided... We are now known as the CyberSix, the greatest team of superheroes that ever existed!" Karamatsu shouted heroically.

"Yeah, there's no way we're gonna have group name as stupid as that," Ichimatsu commented.