Bold = Speaking
(Parentheses) = Back up singers)
this is NOT my song this is from Puzzle Vision from SMG4/Glitch productions--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My dear friends!
TV is all about escapism, yet you want to escape?
C'mon and stay awhile as i share with you the who, what, when, where, why and how of my genius plan!
Our scene opens up on a little Mr. Puzzles (Little Mr. Puzzles!)
Now, cut to him having no friends
It was a struggle to find anybody who could be my buddy (anybody who could be my buddy!)
So instead, I watched tv all day to forget about my troubles! (ooh, ooh ooh-wah!)
I was obsessed
I couldn't stop,
I wouldn't stop (no!) until I'd seen every moving picture that ever exists
(So he made the decision to get into television!)
I CUT OFF MY FACE AND PUT A TV IN ITS PLACE (ooh, ooh, ooh-wah)
Patience is a virtue, (ohhhhhh, woahhhhh~)
Good things come to those who wait!Proverbs uttered by UTTER FOOLS! (ohhhhhh, woahhhhh~)
I'll do anything it takes!
(Are you ready for trouble?)
Got ya binge watching!
(Your stuck with Mr. Puzzles!)
You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic (ooooh, wahhhh~)
You and your friends will look fantastic! (ooh, ooh ooh-wah!)
(The red carpet is rolled out!)
Come and get your tickets!
(Before they're all sold out!)Don't wanna miss this moment when those stars hit five
I get creative control of your real... LIFE! (creative control of your real... life!)
HMHMHMHAHAHAHA!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, excuse the interuption;
The following message goes out to the stars of our show: the SMG4 crew!
and were rolling, let's go.
You wanna know why i chose you?
You wanna know why i chose YOU???
'Cuz your the STUPIDST SHOW THAT I'VE EVER SEEN!
And if i can make you entertaining, i can do ANYTHING!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!(Are you ready for trouble?)
Got ya binge watching!
(Your stuck with Mr. Puzzles!)
You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic (ooooh, wahhhh~)
You and your friends will look FANTASTIC! (ooh, ooh ooh-wah!)(The red carpet is rolled out!)
COME and get your tickets!
(Before they're all sold out!)Don't wanna miss this moment when those stars hit five (oooh, wahhhh)
I get creative control of your real... (creative control of your real...)Grab a seat and let's seal the deal!
When those gorgeous stars hit five, (oooooh, wahhhhh)
I get creative control of your real.. LIFE!! (creative control of your real life!)
HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA!
--and, scene! (hmmmmmmmmmm~)