The Nanbaka Phone Program

𝘚𝘛𝘈𝘙𝘛 :𝟥

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" 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵? 𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨. . . "

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𝙄𝙩 was a regular day at Nanba Prison, until.. "INMATES!!" All of the inmates' heads turn to the loud voice,
wow! It's Samon Gokuu of Building 5.

A powerful blow is delivered to Samon by Hajime Sugoroku, "Stop screeching so loud!" He said surprisingly.. calm?
"As if you can say anything, you gorilla!!" They but heads
"Can you brutes do anything without making it a fight?" Enters the Pheasant (Excuse me?!)

...I mean Kiji Mitsuba..whoops, It's been a few minutes since the guards started bantering. One of the inmates, Uno gets tired of waiting and says "If you guards aren't gonna say anything, we're going back to our games."Right on cue the three guards freeze and get back into position.

"Apology for the unprofessional display, what we were going to say was-" but before the Pheasant could continue, he got cut off by a wild monkey. "-From now on, you inmates are going to be given phones!"

"...WHAT?!?!?" Some inmates yell in disbelief, some wondering whether it's April Fools Day.

"Ehh?!!! is this for real Hajimeee?" A green-haired fellow, Nico looks the most noticeably excited, Hajime sighs, "Yes, number 25. From now on, each of you will be receiving a phone," shortly after Samon continues the sentence, "But don't you inmates think we'll be giving you guys regular phones!" Kiji continues, wow did they plan this?

"Say hello to... The NanQ! It has the features of a regular phone but is tweaked so you inmates can't plan anything, but still be able to give you a taste of freedom."

A bunch of gasps surrounds the room, Kiji smirks before continuing, "But because of the limited stock, we are only able to provide phones to everyone in this room. So consider yourself lucky!"

A couple of lesser-known guards start pouring in, each carrying crates filled with the NanQ phone.

"Single file line inmates!" Samon yelled his excitement from introducing the NanQ turning into the feeling of boredom.

After every inmate received the phone, they were escorted to their building and cells.

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[ smart ppl + jyugo ]
uno created a group chat
everyone is online

Jyugo
what is this...

Honey
A groupchat can't you read?? :/
Proving thw gcs name right ..

Nico
You don't know abt a gc jyugo? Have you been living under a rock
Σ(っ °Д °;)っ⁉⁉

Jyugo
WHAT NO ???? bruh I mean what is this for.. 🙁

Uno
Ok, first of all, lmao, second of all, this is so we can all c o m u n i c a t e jyugo-pooks <3

Jyugo
I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this...

Uno
NOT YOU SPECIFICALLY??? besides every single one of you could use some more uno in your lives 🤞

Musashi
Appreciated, it does get pretty lonely in this cell by myself

Trois
How.. kind
but no thanks

Upa
no.

Honey
kys 🖕

Uno
you guys suck :/ (Except musashi ily)

Honey
We try <3

Jyugo
Can you guys just shut up and make out.. 🙁

Uno
WHAT

Honey
WHAT

Jyugo
I said what i

Liang
Jyugo..?

Rock
Jyugo forgot they share a cell lol They're wrestling rn
(guess whos winning)

Nico
It's kinda gay tbh ..🤔

Qi
NICO ??? wow didnt expect you would say that lol

Nico
i say no lies 🤷

Tsukumo
the first chat of the gc and we're already calling each other gay

Rock
its not gay, its brotherhood

Tsukumo
😐
Anyway-

[WHAT'RE YOU INMATES STILL UP AT THIS HOUR?!]

Uno
HUH?!?
Shit they can see our messages 😦

Rock
Abort abort

everyone has been forcibly put offline

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"Sigh.. that was fun while it lasted." Uno says.

"I wonder what type of shenanigans are in store for us!!" Nico says while giggling.

"Well.. considering this prison.." Rock says, "A shit ton that's for sure." Jyugo continues

They all start chuckling while thinking about all the crazy stuff that could happen.

"GO TO BED ALREADY INMATES!!" A loud voice yells, "Augh?! It's Hajime!!"

A bunch of yells can be heard from cell 13, one thing's for sure,

It's never a dull moment
with cell 13.

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[Author notez]

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Hihii hope you enjoyed the start of the first(?) Nanbaka chatfic <33
Comment if I missed any characters you want to see chatting!!
Also if you want to request a song or a skit you can and I will try to do my best in fufilling them but I will do the stuff i want to first :3
Also!! Sorry if some of the characters are ooc🙏

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"Funfact: When Rock texted "It's not gay, it's brotherhood" is an actual saying from the boys in my class!"

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