☆ AMOR ☆

*Walk like an Egyptian*

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"Season 3 of total drama folks! The world is gonna be mine! Sea to shining sea - Sadly, I'm forced to share my world with a free range travelling team freak show, they'll be competing all around the globe for another million, DOLLARS! So let's meet our players!"

Chris beamed a smile at the several cameras locked on him.

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Meeting Alejandro was interesting, to say the least. But I'm sure he's just a guy with a pretty face and no real strategic mindset. Yeah, wishful thinking.

Apparently, this season, there were three new contestants, including myself, the Spaniard, and...

A purple headed tall girl, giving me a dirty look the whole ride. Oh god, sitting next to her for a grueling 30 minutes on a stuffy bus was unpleasant, to say the least.

I had to look at myself several times in my hand mirror. What, did I have something on my face? Apparently not!

Some contestants pour out of the ancient bus one by one as their name is called by Chris. The first are Gwen, Heather, and Duncan. I watch from the dusted window.

Sierra spots a contestant, Cody. Her attention immediately diverted all onto him, she was no longer burning holes through me with her eyes. I let out a sigh of relief, feeling an invisible weight lifted off my shoulders.

"Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Gwen, leshawna." Chris lists off the names with an upbeat tone as they step out of the bus.

Heather and Gwen seem to be already bickering, just fantastic. The next names called out are Lindsay, DJ, Harold, and Owen.

Except only Lindsay makes it off the bus, blowing a sweet kiss to the camera.

Where are the others you might ask?

"Sweet strawberry preserves! NOO!" Owen cries out. He's currently being carried by DJ and forced out of the bus. "He's afraid of flying, remember?"

Then Harold comes out. From what I could tell about him on the show, he's gonna make some scientific remark or spew facts at the camera. Just wait for it...

"Aerophobia, from the Latin, is opposed to arenausophobia. The fear of air sickness."

.. there it is.

"Keep up the fascinating facts, and I'm going to be Areo-nausis all over you." Noah responds in his usual I-don't-care manner. Got to give the guy some respect about that.

Oh, and of course, I've researched all of the contestants beforehand. Even if it was last minute, I have notes about all of them. Noah could make for a worthy alliance, except his downside is physical challenges.

"And returning favourites, noah, Cody and-"

"Yo yo yo! This year's winner is in the house! Uh- bus, uh, I mean. Runway! Where's the plane, eh?" Ezekiel, the homeschooled boy, steps out of the bus after Cody and noah.

I grimace at the next sight. The next contestants to step out of the bus that were Bridgette and Tyler all tripped over one another and into a pile on the floor. How... Charismatic.

"Now, to mix things up, we're adding three new competitors! He's an honourable student with a diplomat for a dad and an amazing ability to charm the pants off most species!" Who could've guessed? Alejandro.

I step to the side and let him make his entrance. Damn, every move he makes is lie perfection.

And the way he carries himself, too... But I shouldn't get distracted by such things. My parents taught me better than that.