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"Lamentha for the last time STOP BRINGING IN DEAD DEER!" Scolded Maggie, starting to turn crimson with anger. On the floor was a very large, hopefully dead, (I say hopefully because its neck was hanging on by a small thread of skin) deer.

"Poor Frederick is COVERED in deer blood!" She continued, gesturing to a very soggy, bloody Fred. "Honestly Lam! It's like a bloody crime scene in here!"

"It is a crime scene dumbass. I killed a deer." Lamentha remarked, clearly not caring about how it was massive, and dead. Right in the middle of the hotel lobby. Maggie roled her eyes and turned to Neptune.

"When can we get rid of her?" she asked.

"We're not" Neptune replied, "Right, I need to go talk to Olivia. I have some... not great news for her." He made his way up to Oli's room and knocked of the door. It was his signature knock, long - short - short - long - long, and Olivia opened the door while he was on his final knock, meaning he punched her in the nose by accident.

"Slag." she said jokingly

"Well uh actually I've got some bad news for you."

"Hmm?"

"You've been kicked out of trying out for the SOSB."

"I'm going home."

"Uh sure. Bye!!!"

~ Neptune breaking the fourth wall here~

"She didn't get kicked out, I was just sick of her so uhh, enjoy some more wiggling foot content"

*Neptune wiggles his little footsies*

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