Jimmy had this awesome idea (or was it jimmy?? Hmmm) to number 48 for 50 points to steal some surf boards from some surfers who were just relaxing and act as if there were sharks in the water. Ella and I voted the boys do it. Mainly cause we are not the most coordinated people in the world.
“Babe, I'm sure you just want to see me to it so you can check my shirtless body out” Zacky said laughing.
“Is not! You’re a dirty lying Italian” I laughed.
We got to the beach and I noticed Chris and bam taking some boards as Arielle was filming but no Knoxville. Oh well.
“GO BOYS GO TEAM GOOCH IS HERE! GO GO GO!” I yelled smacking Zackys ass. And hard.
“You feisty brat” he said grabbing his butt laughing. As Ella was just kissing him good luck. So I hit his ass to. Earning a smack on the head with a banana by Ella. Ooh she's lucky I love her. They were on their way to the other boys. All four of them were screaming.
“So Arielle where’s Knoxville?” I asked
“Oh he said he had to piss” she said laughing.
I didn’t intend to know anymore.
“SHARK!! AHHH!!!” They were screaming, Jimmy acted as if he fell in and was being dragged under. Very believable.
Just then the po pos came. I made Arielle and Ella put their cameras away. You never know. The boys came to shore returning the boards with an oh shit look on their faces. Us girls went up to them.
“You guys are under arrest for a faking an attack and stealing personal property. The boys got cuffed and put into the cars. And then one of them pulled at skin on his face. I didn’t intend to watch it was nasty.
“And by the way I'm Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass!” I turned and the man who was picking at his skin was Knoxville this whole time.
“Fucktard!” I yelled laughing.
“And this is Kassi my Dearest friend who I love a lot! She's one of my best friends.” He said kissing my forehead then hugging me earning ‘awws’ from the others. I laughed and pushed him.
“Love you too Knoxville. Your forgiven if that parts in the movie” I said.
“No worries it will and Ella why did you bring Cuervo?” Johnny asked.
I honestly didn’t notice. Maybe my mind was on other things.
“Because I can!” she said hugging her puppy tighter.
“Dork” he muttered.
I hit him. He laughed.
Shit. Ella has a banana. And somehow got a knife. She mad cuervo chase Johnny and she soon joined the chase. It was funny. She was laughing like a maniac, while he was screaming like a little girl.
Jimmy bent over and said “is it wrong that this is making me horny?”
“JIMBO! That’s sick!! You’re a strange strange man… you two are perfect for each other!!” I said.
“Well kassi I have a question to ask you…” he said kind of trailing off.
“And?”
“I was wondering” he said digging in his pocket.” What you thought if iaskedherhandinmarridge.”
“Come again?” I asked not knowing if what I heard was right.
“uh…ok… I … was…wondering…what…you…thought…of…me…asking…Ella…to…marry…me…”
I was kind of thrown off. This was out of the blue and I wasn’t expecting it and wow.
“Well jimbo I think you should go for it!” I said
“Really? Oh THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!” He yelled pulling me into a hug.
“Thank you for what?” Ella asked coming up with Johnny who was holding his head.
Oh shit.
