random disventure camp stuff?

ch.5

Can someone get me to stop writing these I have like 7 assignments due tomorrow 💀
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Well, basically for this their just going to a wedding this time.

Jake's POV:

"Holy macaroni! I'm invited to a wedding!" I opened the nicely printed envelope to see that it revealed a photo of Aiden and Tom. "Nvm I'm not going."

"Aren't you with (whoever you ship Jake w) now?" Ellie literally cut in.

"Aren't you the girl with the whole cast against you?" I literally said without a second thought. "Oh wait, well. Yea." I shrugged. "Wait how are you in here?!"

"You dumbass cunt you let me in like a few minutes ago."

"Since when did I have a reason to let you in? I don't ever recall making peace with you."

"Yea but you started world war 3 with me."

Well, yea. Maybe.

"Shut up and go bury your pot of gold near a rainbow or something." I rolled my eyes at the ginger.

"Stop with the leprechaun jokes buddy 😭 you can't talk you look like Marinette from mlb"

"Kill yourself."

"Make me."

I was so fucking fed up.

"How about you take your complacent little ass and fucking leave." I was so done with this bitchass ginger.

"You look like a discord kitten." Ellie giggled.

Ok. What.

"BRO I THINK THIS WHOLE FIC IS JUST GONNA BE US ARGUING."

"Oh shit mb yea wait let's just go to the darn wedding." Ellie hesitantly agreed with me.

"Wait who's getting married."

"Uhm..." Ellie scratched her head. "Tess and... GABBY?!"

"Shlawg lost her gf 😭"

"Shut up you twinky bitchy boy."

"Chill you spicy ginger leprechaun go climb a rainbow." I have to stop with the leprechaun jokes.

"Uhm, let's just... Go... There..."

Both Ellie and I headed to the wedding, by time we reached there they've already kissed.

"Welcome! Well you're a bit early." Tess welcomed us and glanced at the clock.

"HII ELLIE! And Jake." Gabby waved to the both of us.

"What is this favouritism." I fucking complained.

"Nuh uh we are being treated as equals." Ellie snickered at me.

Wait if I hate Ellie why am I spending sm time with her.

"Well, fine, I'm just going to go in and talk with people." And with that, I parted ways from the 3 of them and headed deeper into the place.

I have to admit, the place was nice.

And then I bumped into...
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"Oh it's the whinny boy that couldn't get over his ex after 2 years." Aiden said in an unpleasant tone. Well his appearance itself is unpleasant.

"Shut the fuck up Aiden. Reminder that James used you for clout!"

"At least he apologized and we made up. You were so desperate for Tom to reply to you, like some beggar on the street."

"You look like a beggar."

"Excuse me?"

"You're excused. Monokuma hair bitch." I ran out of insults for this whinny twink

"Cmon, be more original, everyone's been calling me that." Aiden rolled his eyes at me.

"Oh cmon guys! This is a celebration for us to be happy! Not argue!" Ashley came in and tried to break us apart.

"Not now Ash, I have unfinished business." I replied.

"Shut up Jake" Ashley said, grabbing my wrist and dragging me elsewhere.

Eventually, she stopped once we reached a corner with some people.

"You can take a seat!" Ashley said sitting me down.

Beside me was a huge spread of uhm, food.

My fat ass would devour that shit up 💀

"Yoo! Hey Jake!" Hunter called out to me.

"Oh, hey Hunter." I smiled and waved.

"Let go of me you emo!" Yul shrieked. It was then I noticed Hunter and Yul holding hands! Gayasses are infront of me!

"Ahaha... Hunter and Yul started dating some time ago. Quite a shock but, I'm happy for them." Ashley said enthusiastically.

"Oh, and Ally?" Gotta remember Hunter was with Ally 💀

"She's with me! I love her, she's an amazing gal!" Ashley smiled. Well, she's got a positive attitude.

As Ashley and I shared a conversation, suddenly I heard an announcement.

"HEY GUYS! WE ARE GOING TO START ACTIVITIES NOW!" Gabby spoke into her mic.

Well, never knew that she would make us play duck duck goose in a wedding...

Naturally, I'm a good runner so this should be good.

We all sat in a circle and out of everyone... Fiore was assigned as the goose.

Well, this is going to be an easy round.

The first few times she tapped onto some people, and of course they were able to outrun her. Dawg she isn't catching a break.

"URGHH YOU FUCKING FAT CUNTY IMBECILES WHY DO I HAVE TO BE PUT IN THIS UNFAIR POSITION! IT'S LIKE IT'S ON PURPOSE. DON'T YOU SLUTS HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?" Fiore cried out.

"Hey! No bad words at my wedding!" Gabby lashed out. And with that Fiore was kicked out. Now she's screaming slurs at everyone out there! Yesh 😭 kids these days 😇 gotta giddy up your horses up because this one got a lil' ol kick to it 🤔😝 gotta come prepared now! 🤧 You'll never know kids these days 😂

After playing duck duck goose, the wedding concluded. I literally thought the food was gonna be served but then I realised it got served like ages ago.

Either way, everyone had a 'great' time there.