Calamitas opens the door with an inconspicuous look on her face
Calamitas: "What is it that you need, Terrarian?"
Y/N: "Terrarian..? Anyway, some sort of weurd meterorite hit the earth and left this note."
"Do you have like.. Any idea what it means?"
Calamitas takes the paper from your hands and examines it closely. While she's trying to figure out what it means you spot a pile of crushed watermelons in the corner and now that you notice that you see watermelon juices dripping down her legs.
Y/N: "Hey, why are-"
Calamitas proceeds to blast the pile to smithereens hastily.
Calamitas: "Hm?"
Y/N: "....Nevermind"
Calamitas: "Anyways. From my knowledge the Genesis is concept talked about many eons ago."
"Many believe it is connected to the Entropic God, Noxus."
"I do not possess any information past that."
Y/N: "Interesting, interesting. Well, I'll be out of your hair now. Thank for your help."
Calamitas closes the door in your face
Y/N: "Not even a your welcome? Jeez."
You mumble to yourself as you head back to your room and lay on your bed, wondering what to do now.
For some strange reason you decided to make yourself a cup a coffee, the 9th one today. But as you walk out of your room you get ambushed by Calamitas, Her thighs wrap around your head with the intent to crush it, and for some odd reason you don't even try to fight back.
Calamitas, surprised and angered blurts out.
"Isn't this you humans' greatest weakness?!"
"Just die already!"
"How can you endure all this pain!?"
Y/N: "This.. Isn't my weakness..!"
Calamitas: "What?? Then what is??"
"Tell me immediately."
Calamitas lets go of the iron grip her thighs had on your head. And through heavy panting you say:
"Alright, alright. I'll tell you."
5 minutes later....
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Stained, Brutal Acquaintances (Calamitas x Reader)
FantasyA little thing cause nobody did it yet also I love calamitas This story's basically a reference to Ourobot's calamitas but with a little sprinkle of autism in it Yeah uhhh erotica