* texting my friend @dogs297 *
Dog: I can't wait for tomorrow!
Me: I know! We get to celebrate three things at once!
Dog: I thought only 2?
Me: Independents day, Canada day and gay marriage being legalized in the whole country...last time I checked I could count to three.
Dog: I AM SO SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT CANADA DAY
Me: You forgot about Canada...😓 how ironic *slow claps* good job XD
Dog: *Goes in corner*
Me: *throws syrup on you*
Dog: *Wallows in syrup*
~~~
Happy Late Canada day! :)
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