Good Warner Hunting

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*The Warners gather around Wakko's hat filled with little pieces of paper*

Yakko: So it's agree, in today's episode of "Animaniacs", the Warners will torment a... *rubs his hands and pulls of a piece of paper* narcoleptic.

Dot: *pulls out a piece of paper* Dairy cow who's also a

Wakko: *pulls out a piece of paper with his tongue* Vampire?

Misty: *pulls out a piece of paper* With butt zits.

Wakko, Dot, and Misty: *groan with boredom and defeat*

Yakko: Hey! This is....Who am i kidding? Face it guys, we're all out of ideas.

Dot: *puts her hand on her chin* It does feel like we've been doing a lot of heavy lifting in this reboot.

Wakko: Yeah. Didn't this show have a lot more characters?

*The Warners looked over the studio lot and everything is quiet as a tumble weed flies pass*

Misty: Go...Bye-Bye?

Yakko: Yeah, you're right Misty, whatever happened to Rita and Runt? Minerva Mink? The Hip Hippos? Steven Seagull? Chicken Boo? Buttons? Walter Wolf-

*Somewhere at a fancy big gated mansion lived a man in a safari outfit sits in his big chair laughing evilly to himself while he sits at the fireplace.*

Dr. Grubb: The Good Pigeons, Stinkbomb D. Basset, and Beanie the brain dead bison. *cackles* Just four cartoons remain, my "Animaniacs" collection will be complete! *looks up at four picture frames on the wall before laughing like a mad man as a fly buzzes by his head he swiftly takes out a knife and hits the fly and the poster of the Warners* Goodnight Everybody. *his eyes are seen in the dark as the scene fades to black*

*A tour guide drives in front of the water tower*

Tour Guide: And if you look to your left, you'll see the sound stage where they filmed Batman! *the tourist group awe in amazement* Vs. Superman! *they groan and cringe*

*A woman with a baby looks around suspiciously as the van began to move, she climbs out landing on her face and dunking behind a wall, as she unzips herself revealing as the hunter as he unzips the baby revealing as his shot gun.*

Dr. Grubb: *sniffs the air and looks up at the water tower* Baloney, they're close.

*Meanwhile at the water tower*

Dot: Come on, Yakko just pick one already! Misty's getting cranky again! And it's almost her naptime! *jabs her thumb to the baby Warner*

Misty: *smashes a teddy bear with her mallet continuously*

Yakko: *digs through Wakko's hat* How about a....narcissistic....game hunter.....with unusually small feet!

Wakko: *looks in a bored daze until he looks down and spots the hunter tip-toeing towards the water tower and has indeed have small feet* Well, that's convenient! *puts his hat back on*

*as the Warners found their next victim, they jumped off the water tower and they follow him*

Dot: Oooo! Look at his tiny tootsies! *puts pink baby booties on the hunter's feet* Let me get that for you baby. *kisses his foot in a motherly matter*

Dr. Grubb: *turns around* I'm not a baby! *realizes the Warners* Ah, you're the Warners aren't you? *smiles devilishly as he grabs a butterfly net to swipe them but the warner siblings jump in the air leaving him confused and they appeared on his back in a cheerful way*

Yakko: Please you meet ya, freak foot!

*Grubb looks down at his feet*

Dot: *about to kiss Dr. Grubb and notices a ring on his finger* Wedding ring?! You must....have a great personality.

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