𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐓𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐀𝐰𝐚𝐲 [𝐉𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐃𝐮𝐧𝐤]

ᴄʜ-2 ᴛʜᴇ ᴇx-ꜰᴀᴄᴛᴏʀ

Wait, does that mean you're a guy?

Yeah

Why? Disappointed?

Nah

I'm glad

Oh

So, Jasper?

NO

Ugh

It would've have been so hot if that was your name

Why?

Dunno

So, you have fantasies for guys named Jasper?

No! That is NOT what I meant-

You sure, buddy? Pretty much looks like it

I hate you

Yeah, that was exactly what my ex said before breaking up with me a few days ago. I was trying to forget it but thanks for reminding me again

Omg J no!

I don't hate you. I'm so sorry- 

In fact, I think you're great!

God, I'm so stupid. I don't know what to do now.

Will it cheer you up a bit if I promised not to use abbreviations ever again?

J?

Hahahahahaha

I don't get it? What's so funny?

Gotcha!

Did I tell you that I HATE YOU

You did, but you also told me how great I am

Ughhh

You okay there, Dunk?

You seem... stressed

Shut up! You don't get to act innocent now

Hahaha

Don't

I hate the change in our dynamics

I was supposed to be the one to tease!

There... there... it's okay, Dunk

Please, go back to your own boring self

Anything for you

:)))

No!

:(

Dunk!

So, wait, your partner actually didn't break up with you?

No

Oh

Cause I'm single

Ah noice

Hmm

Wait, does it bother you?

What?

When I said 'noice' cause you said you were single

Not exactly

Why'd you ask that?

Dunno, I mean if it bothered you cause I'm a guy. I don't think we can be friends anymore cause that's who I am.

No, Dunk. It doesn't bother me cause you're a guy, but I guess it does bother me cause I'm already in love?

I thought you said you were single

I am

Oh

Yeah

Cool

So, you gay?

Nah

Try bisexual

Oh nice

I'm bored

So am I

I was thinking if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, her name would have been Mozzarella-

Why Dunk, seriously?!

You don't get it?

I GET IT just fine, Dunk

Why would you even-

You know what? I'm done. Don't ever text me again.

J?

Hellloooo

J come backk 

I'm bored

J?

Wait, John?

James?

Jam?

Jelly?

What the fuck? What are you doing?

Oh hey, you're back

I was guessing your name again

Seriously?

Jam? Jelly? Are you even trying?

Why'd you go off like that? :,(

I was heartbroken

Don't scare me like that again. I thought you were dead

Oh my god, I even almost lit a candle in your memory

Wow

Can you stop being a drama queen for one second

Impossible-

Drama is my middle name

I can tell

:)))

Uh Dunk, I have to go

Bye

Wait, where are you going?

Oh I guess you're gone

Bye J Ttyl

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