Food things

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by WriteSansDroict

by WriteSansDroict

It's giving sushi

Nori sheet
Tuna with a bit of mayo
Avocado
Roll
Dip in Ponso sauce

Get a slow cooker

When you start drinking bone broth first thing in the morning, eating organic sauerkraut daily and having a slice of steak for breakfast you will have mastered life.

Raw, long, thick.

Zucchini
Make into ribbons
Clove of garlic
Lemon juice (fresh, don't be gross)
Herbs you like
Mix together

You're not eating enough protein. Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

A Guinness with a shot of Irish cream and whiskey is called an "Irish Bomb" and if you can drink the whole thing in one sip, you best stop there because it only goes downhill from there.

Talk to waitresses like they have feelings. Bartenders too. Tip well. It's hard work. Don't be a dick.

If you blend an avocado with frozen strawberries/bananas and a little milk you will have just make the best ice cream you've ever had

Soy sauce tastes better with a squeeze of lemon in it

You can freeze things. You should do that more. Freeze grapes and eat them with honey. Freeze dill before it goes bad. Freeze milk and make non-watered-down iced lattes.

For the love of god experiment more with your palate, you're missing out.

If it didn't cost you $2 per person, you've never had Thai food. Go to Thailand. Eat Thai food. I spend 6 months in Thailand and I didn't eat pad Thai once. They have other food, much better too. Eat a boat noodle in Bangkok, a Khao Soi in Chiang Mai, a curry massaman in Pai and fresh home-made mango sticky rice in Koh Tao and don't fucking talk to me about Thai food before you do all of those.

Fried broccoli with the right amount of salt is better than Pringles and I'm obsessed with Pringles.

If you're having Pringles, eat the green ones and dip them in Greek yogurt.

Butter chicken.

Eggs are the most convenient food there is. Go boil one for later, you'll need it.

You can make bread out of literally everything. Try.

Go to Italy. I know you've been. You've all been. But not really. Go again. Be sure. Always go again when it comes to Italy.

If you don't know what the ingredients mean, don't eat it.

Nothing more wholesome than cooking for a man you love. I don't let that dude leave the house without a lunchbox. I bake him bread and muffins. I make him new recipes every week. I leave him little notes and poems with his food. I got a gold pen especially. You can fuck the patriarchy and make a better salary than him while being a good housewife. I swear. You can.

Fennel tea

Have a little snack and then don't go for a run, walk slow on a fully inclined treadmill. Less impact, better workout. But eat something before otherwise you'll binge after.

Get a dishwasher.

Your cat will eat your food you need to be careful.