Brian Mason: Brian was born March 18th, 2004. Ever since he was a child, Brian has had huge dreams of becoming a global rockstar sensation. Too bad he was born in Delco, PA. Still, Brian hasn't given up yet on his dreams of stardom. That's why he's formed the (future) greatest band of all time: "DELCO DUDES!" Whenever Brian isn't playing lead guitar, or causing mischief around Delco, or passing DCCC classes with the skin of his teeth, he's at home with his older brother Liam. And honestly...and don't you go around telling people this!!.....Brian looks up to Liam like a Dad.
Liam Mason: Liam was born September 2nd, 1982. Liam had to really grow up fast. Between getting a baby brother at age 20, losing his parents at age 22 and having to take on multiple jobs to keep food on the table...he's turned into a pretty bitter guy. Still, he loves Brian to death (which is the only reason why he puts up with the nonsense the Delco Dudes get up to) and he loves running his own vending machine repair business (despite what he complains about at dinner). Just remember though: PLAY YOUR MUSIC LOWER
Andrew Kelly: Andrew was born May 9th, 2004. Where to start with this guy... maybe the chronic weed addiction? The Universal "S" tattoo he poke n' sticked to himself on his right arm? The fact he actually LIKES living in Delco? There's a lot to say about the guy. The most notable though is this: He plays the bass, he tells the best stories, and he DEFINITELY doesn't think Laverne is hot.
Malik Malone: Malik was born December 29th, 2003. Malik is the best friend any guy could ask for: He plays the drums on beat and he always brings over coffee from his shift at Wawa. He also knows when to speak his mind. More people should be like Malik.
Laverne Lavers: Laverne was born June 4th, 2004....but you honestly could've convinced me she was born in the 50s. The woman is so Catholic, not only did it stunt her social growth, it's probably what stunted her physical growth too. Laverne isn't all bad though, she makes the best brownies and is the best singer at the local Catholic Church. Maybe her voice is what'll make Delco Dudes! finally get a gig?
Nebraska Grant: Nebraska was born October 16th, 2004. Nebraska is what happens when society reaches the latest stages of capitalism: A 20 year old woman who's been working at "BigMart" for 6 years now. Whenever her boss isn't on her ass about ringing up the customers too slow, you can find her studying away at the DCCC library to become a computer software engineer.
Edwin Boner: A plastic skeleton the Delco Dudes like to bring along on adventures sometimes. He is treated like a class pet; always getting taken care of by someone as if he's alive. Is he alive?
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DELCO DUDES!
ФанфикDelco Dudes is a garage band hailing from the suburban depths of Delaware County, Pennsylvania, colloquially known as "Delco". The band members, each bringing their unique flair and personality to the group, have a dynamic chemistry that blends come...
