Little John always comes to school with a black eye.. So his teacher asked him why, whats wrong...?
Little John said, "Our house is very small. Me, Mom and Dad sleep on the same bed."
"Every night Dad asks, "'Hey John are you sleeping?" I said "No" then he will slaps my face and give me black eye!"
The teacher told him, "Okey, tonight, when your Dad ask you again, just pretend youre asleep and keep quiet, dont answer him!"
Following morning little John comes with a severe black eye again.
The teacher was surprised, "My goodness, why again???"
Little John answered, "Last night, Dad asked me again if i was asleep, i just keep quiet and didnt answered him, i pretend i was asleep.. Then, I felt Mom and Dad started moving. Mom was breathing errotically, kicking her legs up and squealing loud on the bed. Then Dad asked my Mom, "Are you coming?" Mom said, "Yeah, Im coming,...Are you coming, too?" Dad replied, "Im coming too!"
So i thought to myself, " They don't usually go anywhere without me..!" So i shouted, "Wait for me, Im coming too!"
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Dian
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