Cats & Shockwaves

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It's still night time in the city of New York as we see spider man on the side of a building looking around for any criminal activities but most importantly Izuku and issei since the police chief asked him to help find those two

Spider-man: (ok so from what the police chief told me those two boys seem to be unstable and are in need of a hospital) if I don't find them soon someone could get hurt

Spider man swings off to go find the two boys as we see the two in an alleyway hiding inside of a dumpster

Issei: this place reminds me of school ABSOLUTE SHIT

Izuku: this also reminds me of bird man's lab SHIT SHIT SHIT

The two burst out of the dumpster and look around seeing nobody else so they hop out the dumpster and start pacing back and forth

Issei: giant spider in the kitchen is a bad sign

Izuku: we need huge shoe to crush giant spider

Izuku/Issei: SEARCH PARTY

The two run out of the alleyway and pop open a manhole and jump inside closing the hole in the process as they land in the sewer water and start running around

Izuku: RUNNING IN THE 90'S BABY

Issei: I AM THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE

the two run around the sewers not sure where their going but they know they'll get somewhere as they run through the sewer singing and not being tired at all they run through the sewers for a while until they see a white cat confusing them

Issei: What's a pussy doing down here

Izuku: aww a lost kitten...imma eat it

Issei: TURN ON THE STOVE LAD LETS GET COOKIN

The two run at the cat as it runs away from them both in the mood for some food right about now, The cat jumps over and crawls underneath all kinds of pipes only for issei and Izuku to just run through them with no problem the cats gains some speed as Izuku and issei do the same about to catch the cat until it jumps up and craws through a small pipe heading upward

Issei: Welp food gone.....or is it

Izuku: we can't fit through that tiny glory hole

Issei: MAKE IT WIDER

Issei grabs the pipe and tears it in half causing the cat to loose some of its footing but keep scooting up the pipe angering issei as he tears it wider but by the time he ripped it in half the cat was already headed further up

Issei: DAMNIT.....welp frog legs it is

Izuku: hmmm......*looks at issei*

Issei: you got a plan say it then

Izuku: ENDURANCE TEST

issei: hu-

Izuku grabs issei by his waist and throws him up towards the ceiling bonking his head as he falls down on the ground while Izuku looks up to see not a dent in the ceiling

Izuku: nevermind

Issei: YOU ASSHAT

Issei tackles Izuku to the ground and starts punching him in the face until Izuku kicks issei off of him into the sewer ceiling again as Izuku gets back up and grabs issei and spins him around fast and throws him up crashing into the ceiling as issei looks Up to see the white cat

Issei: THERE YOU ARE YOU LITTLE BUGGA

issei tries to reach out towards the cat but he can't get his arm up into the pipeline

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