The story of Me & Charlie Radlers

My roomates the Lesbians

It wasn't my fault
It wasn't my fault
It was Aarons idea
That girl is not my priority.

I used to say this every day. I would wake up and turn on the water for the shower till it was freezing cold because there was no air conditioning in my apartment. I waited for the pulsing of the shower head and until the water numbed my fingers. I would always shower in the mornings and it was always the worst parr of my day because it was one of the only times when I was completely alone. When your in the shower there's nothing to do with your mind except think and think and think. I swear my brain runs faster than the water in here.
I usually end up feeling tired and sit down on the bathtub floor and just allow the freezing cold water to wash the shampoo out of my long shaggy hair.
I sit there and twirl my fingers with the water hitting my back like icicles and say those sentences over and over until its stuck there and I'm reminded of what I did.
I stopped doing that a few months ago, now I just lay on the shower floor and instead of thinking about Aaron and that girl today I just think about the little things we all think about and start to wonder why the hell were actually thinking them.
Is there enough food for tonight, did Sage, Quinn, and Vance destroy the house, is there a girl in my bed from the party last night, do we have any milk?
The dumb shit.
I live in a shitty house in Arlington and even with the caving in roof and ugly rotten century home feel it costs more than I can handle by myself so I have three roommates, three unorthodox, bizzare roommates.
Sage and Quinn are lesbians but I've slept with Sagd more times than I think her and Quinn have together.
There really chill to be simple about it, Quinn is almost always to stoned out of her mind to do anything other than have super deep conversations with me about sex, love, drugs and other things I don't usually converse about. Sage is gorgeous, she's a model I think and although its not her full job she likes to tell people that it is even if the job she has to bring home the money is working at baby's R us.
She's the complete opposite of Quinn, Quinn you could look at and almost immediately tell she's a lesbian (hypocritical I know) she's got this short pixie cut fire red hair and has peircings on every inch of her skin and some huge breasts. Sage is the type of girl you dream of waking up next to.
Her hair looks like choclate syrup with this dark brown color and the length of it reaching her lower back. Her body is flawless every curve of it is like an ice sculpture with dimensions and sides made to perfection. She's got these oriental black eyes and this porcelain skin and it makes you cringe because you realize that's not what every girl looks like. Her and Quinn are in love and its the coolest thing, they don't take shit from anyone and they really don't do much other than smoke and party occasionally sometimes they fuck around with Vance.
Vance was my first roommate, he was Aarons Brother and one of my few friends.
Vance, unlike Quinn and Sage, does almost everything. Skydiving, cliff jumping anything to give him a thrill he's done and along with that constant need for speed and exhilaration comes the incessive urge to party like it's all he's capable of doing.
He dropped out of highschool when he was a senior and works some where new every week.
Vance is family to me both my parents love him and everybody who meets him instantly drawn to his badass persona including myself.
Vance is a decent looking guy buy if you were to ever see him you would think he was fifteen. He has this young boy face and he can't seem to grow any hair wich we all bring up to him daily.
I'm the complete opposite of Vance, my face is chiseled and almost every 'baby boy' aspect of me died during puberty. I basically look thirty.
I have a scruffy face and my ashy brown hair touches my shoulders because I don't care enough to cut it.
One thing about me though that I'm proud of is I'm unusually healthy looking, I'm I'm shape, I'm tan, I workout daily and I'm happy with my appearance.
Sage says if she was straight she would do me all night long (which she already had done numerous times so that confused me)
Quinn says I look like a wanna-be Thor.
Sage says she only says that cuz I hammer every girl so hard.
Sage and Quinn have an "open" relationship meaning both of them can get with anyone as long as its no more than just sex. This is fucked up to me but it gets Sage to have sex with me and so I don't complain.
Then there's the fourth roommate, Brookes Coden and he honestly doesn't do shit, he honestly is me and I honestly don't do shit. I work, I party with Vance and I watch a shit load of Movies.
Brookes sucks ass.