This story begins in fair GERMANY.
The newest Kaiser has just been elected. His name, KARL HITLER THE IV. He has just outlawed azur lane and gooning, and has refused to legalize nuclear bombs.
Our journey begins with a man currently eating bricks, when he receives a call from his brother, Cheeksmagee, and his other brother Fuhair Sink.
"YO, YOU HEAR DIS DOGTURD OF A KAISER OUTLAWED GOONING!!!!!!!!"Cheeks screams.
" THATS NOTHING, OHH, MY BEAUTIFUL PRINZ EUGEN, WHYYYY!!! WHYYYYYYYY!!!" Sink whimpers in dismay.
"I have heard the news my buddas, I have only one thing to say.
GOONERS ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!" The brick eater known only as EatenBricks screams as he drops his kindle and flies away to meet his buddas and show the Kaiser da way.
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Humor3 idiots clash with One man, The stakes are large, can they do it? All things said are meant as a joke. I do not wish to offend anyone.
