THE BAD GUYS IN: DESCENDANTS

Welcome to Auradon Prep

"What? I'm not going to some boarding school filled to the brim with prissy pink princesses!"

"And perfect princes"

"Ugh!"

"Yeah, and I don't do uniforms. Unless it's leather. You feel me?" About to high five Carlos.

"I read somewhere that they allow dogs in Auradon. Mom said they're rabid pack animals who eat boys who don't behave" Jay and piranha sneaks up behind him.

"Woof!"

"Really mature you guys" Carlos hits Jay's shoulder for scaring him.

"Yeah, Mom, we're not going"

"Yeah I'm not going to done preppy school where they can judge us, you know I have a past" wolf spat.

"Oh. You're thinking small, pumpkins. It's all about world domination. Knuckleheads!" The knuckleheads followed her.

"Mal...wolf" The kids followed Maleficent.

"You will go. You will find Fairy Godmother and you will bring back the magic wand. Easy peasy"

"What's in it for us?"

"Matching thrones. Hers-and-hers crowns"

"Um, I-I think she meant us"

"It's all about you and me, baby. Do you enjoy watching innocent people suffer?"

"Well, yeah. I mean, who doesn't..."

"Well, then get me the wand and you and I can see all that and so much more. And with that wand and my scepter, I will be able to bond both good and evil to my will!"

"Our will"

"Our will, our will" snaps, which makes Mal looks back to Maleficent.

"And if you refuse, you're grounded for the rest of your lives, missy"

What... Mom..." Maleficent pretends squishing Mal's lips to make her stop complaining and they stared at each other, which makes their eye turned green like a staring contest and Maleficent beats Mal.

"Fine. Whatever"

"I win"

"What happens if we fail?" Wolf asked.

"Oh no no no, failure is not an option" maleficent says.

"What if we don't want to do it" wolf challenges her.

"Let's not forget I found you on the streets and took you in, I raised you as my very own because your father, the big bad wolf abandoned you, your father deserted you because he didn't wanted you, I took you in and I can kick you out, is that what you want" she intimated him.

"No mother" wolf was always too frightened to stand up to his adopted mother.

"Good now why don't you show a little appreciation and do as your told"

"Yes mother we won't let you down"

"That's a good boy"

"Evie. My little Evil-lette in training. You just find yourself a prince with a big castle and a mother-in-law wing"

"And lots and lots of mirrors"

"Ah!"

"No laughing. Wrinkles"

Then coming out was alameda slim yodeling much to snake's dismay, he was always tired of his yodeling.

Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odel-oo!
The sweetest way of rustlin' yet devised!
'Cause when I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odel-oo
Why, looky how them cows get hypnotized!