You Can Be My Hero

Swingers

Peter was ecstatic.

He was finally invited to his first high school party. While other teens were off rolling blunts or chugging a six-pack, however, Peter and Ned were in a corner trying not to stick out.

"I don't know, Ned. I'm not sure I can even get drunk." Peter shrugged when the other boy offered him a drink.

"All the more reason to try." Ned smiled, coming back with two cans of cheap beer.

•••

An hour or two later and Peter was posed to do a backflip off the roof of a shed.

He knew he could do it, him being Spiderman and all.

"Wow, Parker!" And other chants were encouraging him from below, rowdy teens gathering nearby to watch what they were assuming was going to he a shitshow. Peter Parker? Jumping off a shed? This had to be good.

As soon as Peter braced himself to jump, a familiar car rolled up outside the house, just as soon as his phone began to ring.

Mr. Stark.

Peter dug into his pocket and fumbled the phone.

"M-mr. Stark? H-hey!" He answered nervously.

"Get your arachnid ass off that shed and into this car, Peter." Tony rumbles on the other end.

"I was -"

"Don't care." Tony cuts.

Peter huffed.

"If I have to come and get you down myself, it won't be pretty for your social life."

"I'm going, Mr. Stark. You don't have to come get me." Peter sighed.

He had debated jumping off the roof just for the hell of it, but he had a feeling he was already in enough trouble as it is.

"How did you find me?" He grumped into the phone, feet back on solid ground.

"Your aunt called saying you snuck out, I figured it out from there." Tony answered vaguely.

Peter blinked. "You hacked my phone? So not cool, Mr. Stark!"

"Whether I did or didn't isn't a concern right now." Tony sighed.

"Well, I'm concerned with it now." Peter sassed.

"Mr. Parker. If I were you, I'd be more concerned with the fact that the more you talk, the more you're adding onto your spanking." Tony said sternly.

"My- my what?" Peter stuttered, face blushing. He moved to cover the phone with his hand in the vain attempt of privacy.

"Your spanking. The consequences of your moronic actions from tonight. And if you don't hurry up and get your spiderbutt in this car, I might start that spanking now." Tony rambles.

"No! I'm coming, I gotta find Ned." Peter rushed, ending the call.

••

Once Ned was dropped off, Peter was made to call his aunt and tell her he'd be spending the night at the tower.

He got quite the earful from May, and quite the grounding waiting for him also.

He was also getting an earful from Mr. Stark.

"Of all the irresponsible things you could've done, Pete. You could have exposed your identity." Tony scolded.

Peter rolled his eyes. The fun and alcohol he had tonight had worn off, and he was sick of being yelled at.