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PETER
Ned
Ned help I accidentally got stabbed!
Ned answer!
That's it I'm spamming you until you answer
NED
NED
NED
NED
NED
NED
???
Who is the and why are you spamming me And did you say you got stabbed!
PETER
Ned this no time to joke!
And Yes!
???
Go to a hospital
PETER
I can't you know that just tell me how to stop it bleeding
???
(I'm dum so medical stuff)
PETER
Thanks!
Its all stitched up
???
Now who are you?!
A spy?!
A villian?!
PETER
...
You aren't ned are you
???
No
PETER
Stranger danger!!
???
What?
PETER
Are you a pedo!!
???
What? No
PETER
That what a pedo would say!
???
I still haven't gotten an answer who are you
A robber?
PETER
What?
Pfffft
With my peter luck I'd probably rob my own house!
???
So your name is Peter
Your not good at this stranger danger stuff
YOU ARE READING
Oop, wrong number sorry
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