Kobra Kid

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-The little brother, to Party (by blood) and to everyone else (by association).

-16 years old- youngest of the Fab 4. Weirdly, though, he's also the tallest- Party gets mistaken for his little sister a lot.

-Cis guy (but I do fw transfem Kobra).

-He/him.

-Unlabeled.

-Unruly, unpredictable, and a bit naive. Doesn't have much foresight, and can be pretty immature. Hates being taken care of or pitied, in any sense. Like brother, like brother I guess. Definitely has anger issues. Despite all that, he's genuinely quite funny and kindhearted- loves nothing more than a good function, some foolish shenanigans, or a silly prank.

-Can get VERY irate when he's upset, and does stupid things a lot. Definitely a wall puncher.

-Mirrors Party a lot. He was around far more than their parents growing up, so he was where Kobra learned how to... well, be. He admires and looks up to his brother quite a lot, but will not say it out loud.

-Basically a frat boy.

-Calls everyone "bro", "dude", "man", or "homie". Will only call you your name if he's being very serious, which is rare.

-Has a massive appetite. Especially for sweets; he LOVES sugar. He's constantly drinking soda or eating candy.

-found a giant box of stale Twinkies in an abandoned grocery store and hosted a Twinkie eating competition. He beat Party by 5, but his score was voided on account of the fact that he barfed immediately after.

-Swears like a sailor and spouts SO many dick jokes. It's a little scary.

-Surprisingly a good chef, and can cook some tasty ass food out of almost nothing. Wants to be able to bake one day, but they don't own an oven lol

-Still sleeps with a stuffed animal. He'll annihilate you if you tell anyone. It's a bear that's been tie-dyed red and purple, and is missing an arm and one of its button eyes.

-Back in Battery City, Party shoplifted it from a store and they dyed it together in the bathtub of their house when he realized their parents hadn't gotten Kobra anything for his 13th birthday. They'd told him he was "too old" to continue to celebrate that he'd been born.

-Willing to do literally anything if you dare him. Turning down dares is for pussies.

-Lover of punk-rock.

-Absolutely abhorrent shot. Cannot aim to save his life. He may as well be the one with the missing eye because dear god. Only really uses his raygun to hit or intimidate people.

-Gets injured a lot. Kind of a magnet for it- maybe because he's younger, no one really knows. He's always covered in bandages and band-aids and scrapes and bruises in weird spots.

-Loves concerts and parties and sneaks out a lot. He's the most likely of the group to flake off and get in trouble.

-Susceptible to Ritalin relapses. Being younger and in the throes of developing his personality and identity, experiencing true emotion is a lot more intense and overwhelming. Deals with these urges by breaking things, moshing, and random bouts of hate-cooking.

-Catered Party and Fun's first date (tomato soup made from canned tomatoes and toasted bread- would've done grilled cheese, but dairy products spoil after approximately .6383674939 seconds of Zones exposure). Lowkey stalked them to make sure no funny business happened.

-Has for sure given Fun a "if you even think about hurting him I will destroy you so thoroughly that nothing can be recovered, I will put you through such unimaginable pain that even the devil himself will take pity upon you. But don't tell him I said that." type speech.

-surprisingly, a good listener and supportive friend, despite how... abrasive he can be. Gives good bear hugs.

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