TMNT Incorrect Quotes

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Rise!Raph- "I'm under so much pressure, I can barely breathe. AAAAAAAA-"

Rise!Donnie-"I'm literally worthless. The only thing I'm good for is doing what I'm told."

Rise!Mikey- "Why can't I do anything right? I'm such a f%$&-up!"

Rise!Leo- "✨ I'm Harry Styles✨"

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Rise!Donnie: "This is BULLSH!T!"

Rise!Raph: "This is an outrage!"

Rise!Leo: "I'm into fat b!tches-"

Rise!Mikey: "Down with the queen!"

Rise!Leo: "Wait! Does the queen have that gyatt?"

LONG SILENCE

Rise!Donnie: "Man shut yo' b&^%$-"

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Rise!Leo: "What do you call a fish with no eye?"

Rise!Donnie: "It's a genus of hagfish called the myxine circifrons."

LONG SILENCE

Rise!Leo: "Fsh..."

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Rise!Donnie: "I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why."

Rise!Leo: "Only if you also don't ask why."

Rise!Donnie: "Uhhh... Okay?"

Rise!Leo: pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag "Take your pick!"

Rise!Donnie: ...

Rise!Donnie: grabbing a skull "This one will do."

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Kendra: "Go to hell!"

Rise!Donnie: "Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely."

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Rise!Raph: "YOU JUST SET AN ORPHANAGE ON FIRE!!!!!"

Rise!Donnie: "And I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse."

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Rise!Mikey: "I mean. Donnie's just standing there now."

Rise!Mikey: "Waiting for me, I guess."

Rise!Mikey: "But it's okay, I think they've pretty much settled down."

Rise!Raph: "Settled down?"

Rise!Mikey: "Well, they only stabbed me once."

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Rise!Donnie: "Hi, I'm Donnie, and only you can prevent forest fires... seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as f%$& not gonna do it."

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Rise!Raph: "Where are you going?" 

Rise!Donnie: "Hell, eventually."

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Rise!Leo: "Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?"

Rise!Donnie: ...

Rise!Donnie: "Why are you eating dirt?"

Rise!Leo: "Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question."

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Rise!Leo: "Alright Donnie, what do you want?"

Rise!Donnie: "I want Raph to disown you already."

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Rise!Leo: "Hah! 69! you know what that means?"

Rise!Raph: "What?"