TMNT Incorrect Quotes

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(01)

Rise!Mikey: "Change is inedible."

Rise!Donnie: "Don't you mean inevitable?"

Rise!Mikey, spitting out coins: "No, I did not."

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(02)

Rise!Leo: "English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."

Rise!Mikey: "You need to stop."

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(03)

Rise!Raph: "I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on."

Rise!Donnie: "It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Mikey isn't."

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(04)

Rise!Leo: "Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness."

Rise!Mikey: "Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you."

Rise!Donnie: "There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-"

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(05)

Rise!Leo: "That awkward moment when you're scrolling through someone's old Instagram posts and you accidentally comment the entire Declaration of Independence."

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(06)

Rise!Leo: "You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon."

Rise!Donnie, not looking up from their book: "Spear."

Rise!Leo: "BLOCKED."

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(07)

Rise!Mikey: "Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it."

Rise!Raph: "Mikey, no."

Rise!Leo: "Mistlefoe."

Rise!Raph: "Please stop encouraging him."

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(08)

Rise!Leo: "What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?"

Rise!Donnie: "Go the fuck to sleep."

Rise!Leo: "What gif I don't want to?"

Rise!Donnie: "Fuck you."

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(09)

Rise!Donnie: "With great power comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."

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(10)

Rise!Donnie: "What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed."

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(11)

Rise!Donnie: "God, give me patience."

Rise!Leo: "I think you mean 'give me strength'."

Rise!Donnie: "If God gave me strength, you'd be dead."

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