Clover's Intro

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CLOVER: HI.

TURTLE: Where in Phyrria are we now?

PERIL: oh no, we're back to the gulag.

CLOVER: what the? No, you're not in the gulag.

QIBLI: Then where are we?

CLOVER: My personal yacht.

Winter: This is concerning.

KINKAJOU: DO YOU HAVE A POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL?

Clover: Uh, oh, yes, yes we do. It's right over- And she's already swimming in it.

CLOVER: AAAAAAANYWAY, ITS TIME FOR TRUTH OR DARE.

PERIL: What is that, a devil game or something?

Winter: But we already have a devil. *points to qibs*

Qibli: You mean we already have a devil-ishly handsome friend with us.

CLOVER: SHUT UP.

PERIL: YOU SHUT UP.

CLOVER: I WONT.

PERIL: THEN DONT.

MOON: I think they're both insane.

Turtle: Probably.

Winter: OH MY GOD. KINKAJOU'S DROWNING.

QIBLI: WINTER. THATS CALLED SCUBA DIVING.

WINTER: Oh.

CLOVER: SHUT UP OR YOU'LL ALL DIE. *Pulls out two glocks*

Everyone: *shuts up*

CLOVER: *sighs* Ah. That's better. Now, hello jade winglet plus umber and Peril.

UMBER: Oh, I forgot I was here.

Winter: How do you-

Clover: Shut. Up.

Winter: Yes ma'am.

Clover: Finally. We can have a proper introduction. I'm Clover, your host for WINGS OF FIRE, TRUTH OR DAAAAARE! *sound affects play*

PERIL: WE STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS!

Clover: Oh ye. *explains*

Everyone: Ooooh.

Turtle: Sounds very dangerous.

Winter: Sounds very stupid.

Kinkajou: Sounds fun.

Moon: Sounds interesting.

Qibli: Sounds tiring.

Peril: SOUNDS LIKE THE GULAG.

CLOVER: ITS NOT THE GULAG.

Umber: *Simply is a smol gay bean* 

Clover: Since some of you obviously don't believe me. *glares as peril* I shall grant you a wish.

*Clover makes DoD + Murderbasket and Riptide appear*

Starflight: MY BOOKS ARE GONE!?

TSUNAMI: WHERE DID THE OCEAN GO.

GLORY: HAHA. FINALLY, I GOT AWAY FROM-

Deathbringer: *exists*

GLORY: NO!

RIPTIDE: *Is a smol water bean*

Sunny: Where did Fate go?

Clay: *mid bite of a donut* HEY. WHERE DA REST OF MY THANKSGIVING DINNER GO.

CLOVER: Dude. It's not even thanksgiving.

Clay: Everyday is thanksgiving for me...

...

Clover: Alright, here we go again. *explains*

DOD: Oooooh.

Starflight: *Having a Panik attack*

Tsunami: *keeps trying to jump off the boat and respawning back on it*

Sunny: *trying to stop Starflight from having a Panik attack*

Glory: *trying to throw Deathbringer off the boat but he keeps respawing*

Deathbringer: *trying not to let glory throw him off the boat*

Riptide: *trying to explain to tsunami that she's never going to get off the boat that way*

Clay: *munchin his donut*

Jade winglet: *staring in confusion*

Clover: *facepalms*


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