Clover: *Big Inhale* Hi.
Winter: You gathered us all here. Made us line up military style. Told us we could have no breakfast. Just to tell us hi?
Clover: Yes. >:D
Winter: I'm pissed.
Qibli: We can tell.
Moon: Qibli.
Qibli: Moon.
Moon: Qibli no.
Qibli: Qibli yes.
Kinkajou: 🎶 ✨I WaNt WaFfLe FRiEs✨ 🎶
Clover: Well...anyway, today is field trip day!
Kinkajou: YAYYY!!! *dancing*
Peril: Are we going to the-
Clover: If you say it, I'm going to feed you to sharks.
Tsunami: I like her.
Turtle: I don't. She's scary.
Clover: Thank you!
Clover: Now before we leave, it's time for the wheel of doom!!!
Glory: What in Phyrria is that?
Murderbasket: I personally, don't wanna know.
Clover: I spin a wheel and whoever it lands on, I give them the thing they hate most.
Winter: But Qibli's right here.
Qibli: I'm OFFENDED.
CLOVER: *spins* And the unlucky winner issss...TSUNAMI!!!!
Tsunami: Oh no. Oh no no no no no.
Clover: Oh yes yes yes yes yes!
Turtle: Wait, what's so- Oh. Oooooh. Oh no. 😥
Clay: Who is it?
Whirlpool: Hello, smaller your majesties.
Glory: GAH. JUMPSCARE!
TSUNAMI: I'm gonna murder him.
Clover: No you're not.
Tsunami: Excuse me?
Clover: In order to vanquish this enemy-
Whirlpool: *scoff* Hmph, I am offended.
Riptide: We don't care....
Clover: You need to overcome your hate for Whirlpool.
...
GLORY: Nope. Tsunami say no.
Tsunami: ...
Turtle: Uh, sis?
Tsunami: What do I have to do?
Clover: You and Whirlpool...
MUST. GO. ON. A. DATE.
Riptide: *faints*
Glory: *cringes* EW. NO. MAKE IT STOP.
Winter: This is disturbing.
Clover: If she dosen't do it, there are consequences. She will not get to eat for two days.
Sunny: You can last two days, can't you, Tsunami?
Clay: I OBJECT. I WOULD DIE IF I DIDNT EAT.
...
Tsunami: I'll do it.
Whirlpool: Your majesty, I know we may have had our differences-
ALL: SHUT UP.
Clover: So, for your date. Thednsisifn2540 has asked for you two to go fishing together.
Riptide: When does the date end?
Clover: When-
Tsunami: If you say when they kiss I will rip out your guts myself.
Clover: Uhhh, how about when you two hug 🥰
Tsunami: Fine.
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During The Date
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Whirlpool: What a magnificent fish you've caught-
Tsunami: Whirlpool?
Whirlpool: Yes, your smaller majesty?
Tsunami: Shut up.
Whirlpool: Uh, yes ma'am.
Tsunami: *catches fish and eats*
Whirlpool: Do you think that the others are watching?
Tsunami: *groans* Yes, yes I do think that, you idiot.
Whirlpool: *Trys to hold Tsunami's hand*
Tsunami: *Kills Whirlpool*
Clover: Hey! You still haven't hugged him yet!
Tsunami: *hugs his dead body*
Clover: Fine...
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Back to the present
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Clover: Okay! FIELD TRIP TIIIIIME!!
Kinkajou: Where we going?
Clover: TO VISIT ONE OF YOUR GOOD FRIENDS...DARKSTALKER!!! *snaps fingers and everyone appears at the old night kingdom*
Moon: Oh my moons.
Qibli: We're dead.
Turtle: Not me.
Winter: Huh?
Turtle: ✨sTiCk✨
Clover: Gimme that. *snatches stick*
Turtle: My stick...☹️
Kinkajou: Gimme a strawberry, or a pineapple! Oooo, yeah, somebody give me a pineapple!
Darkstalker: Moon?
Moon: ...
Qibli: StWoP iT. 😫
Glory: Venom on your shoulders, Venom on your back, Venom on your talons, SUPER VENOM ATTACK!
DARKSTALKER: *Becomes emo and goes back into the mountain to listen to preppy depression songs*
ALL: YAAY!
Clover: Awww. Over so soon?
ALL: SHUT UP!
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Wof: Truth Or Dare
FanfictionOkay, first things first. This is gonna suck so prepare to cringe, laugh and internally scream with me on this journey. But please no hate and don't rush me to make new parts because I'm trying my best. Ty. Okay, now that that parts done, this will...
