"People haven't always been there for me but music always has."
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"When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair."
"This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change."
"I suffer from girlnextdooritis where the guy is friends with you and that's it."
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"No matter what happens in life, be good to people. Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind."
"They Were Like Oh My God She's Going To Defeat Thanos. I Let Everyone Down... Again!"
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"When I see a kid throwing a massive tantrum in a grocery store, part of me is like, 'Man I feel you.'"
"I find it funny thing about if we were to have a party with all the songwriters of that song..." "Yeah Because It Would Just Be Me."
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"I don't like sea urchins" "You Could Lose Your Hand, You Could Lose Your Foot. You Could Lose Your Hand Getting It Off Your Foot!"
"This Is A Song About A Guy Who Made The Choice To Cheat On Me, And Probably Shouldn't Have Because I Write Songs!"
"I'm Not Asleep. My Mind Is Alive!"
"So He Calls Me Up And He's Like 'I Still Love You.'" "And I'm Like 'I'm Sorry, I'm Busy Opening Up The Grammys And We Are Never Getting Back Together. Like Ever.'"
"Happy National Snake Day! My Favorite Day Of The Year!"
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"Passive Aggressive? Petty? Why Did She Do That? What..." "Why Is She Greeting Us? Who Is She Greeting? She Greeted Us Too Soon. She Greeted Us Too Late! She Greeted Us With A Weird Undertone..."
"We Will Breathe In, Breathe Through, Breathe Deep, And Breathe Out." "I Am A Doctor Now, So I Know How Breathing Works"
"I Look Up And There's Four Paparazzi At The Gate. Snap, Snap, Snappin'. Cutest Outfit Ever."
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"GET OUT OF MY HOUSEEE!!!" "not sure where that came from. I have no experience with home invasion. But you know, you just gotta follow the muse."
"This One Even Comes With A Phone, So He Can Break Up With Other Girls."
"I think of me. Look at me! I wouldn't survive in jail."
