TEEN ROMANCE ,, Lee Know (x male)

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(sam i hope im ur fav now)

Lee Minho:

i am at a party. a party that bangchan hosted. he practically beged me to go.

FLASHBACK:

"but minhoooooo!! you have to go! i promised da gals youll be there!!" he begged me. on. his. knees. "but you know im a fag!" i whisper-yelled at him. "i know, but girls love you!" , "well cant they love someone ummm.. like changbin? muscly type, so fine." , "oh my god, why are you so zesty-" , "ugh fine, ill go" i gave up on him. "thanks jjagi" he said as he made a kissy face. "WHAT THE FUCK GO AWAY" ...

END OF FLASBACK

so, im sitting in a corner, all alone. because bangchan was too lazy to stay here with me. i was drinking something that wasnt alcoholic, because i have a car with me. i also didnt like alcohol. of course, i am a sprite enthusiast, so i have sprite.

 "heyyyyy!" said by some random girl. i just sigh. "hey." i said, running my hand through my hair. "are you si-" she hiccups. "singleeeueueu?" i could see that she was so drunk. "um yes-" i said, but she cut me off. "wowww! the Lee MinHO is singleue? i canno-" and she hiccups again, "cannot believe it!" , "well you should..? um also, im uhhh," i stop to think of a way to tell her nicely. "i am not intrested in you, or any woman."

she stood up, grabbing her things. she scoffs and goes away. "well she was a type to tell everyone im homo so i cant expect everyone knowing now-" i chuckle, after that i laugh like a maniac. suddenly, i realise that im a idiot and look to the sides if anyone can hear or see me. 

i see Hyunjin, so i come up to him. "hey Hyunjin." i greet him with a bright smile. "helooooooooooooooi i- MInHooOOooOOOoOoOOo!!" hyunjin said, while being VEry drunk. "oh my god why are you all so drunk-", "jeongin is sOoOOOOOOoooOoo cute!! i wannAnaaaaA squich- squi- squishhHHHhhHhh his cheeEEEeeeeEEeeeeEeEeEEEEeeks!!!" he says, while pouting like a baby. "gosh, what do i do with you- why am i always the responsive one- cmon Hyun, were gonna sleep in my house. yes, come to my car.", "oh my gOOOods your fANCY carrr????" hyunjin asks, just like a kid. "eh yes, my fancy car.. dont you dare to puke on it or else," i say, while hyunjin just gulps. "okay i get it."

while i tried to get him in the car, bangchan stopped us. "the party isnt over yet!", "i know, but hyunjin is so drunk he could dance to any TWICE song, but naked." bangchan chuckles, and nods. "take the poor boy home. and dont forget to not play TWICE, k?", "okay chan." i say as i buckle his seatbelt. 

"okay hyunjin, all settled. were gonna go to my house now, ok?" i ask the poor drunk boy. "your fancy house?" he asks. "yes, my fanc-", "거기 너 I FANCY YOUU, 아무나 원하지 않아-" i roll my eyes as i try to shut him up somehow. "hyunjin- hyun- HYUNJIN." i yell slightly. "sorry um- its twice." 

"gosh.", "minhooOOooOooOoOo i miss Jeo-" he hiccups, AGAIN. "i miss jeongin.", "youre so drunk, i think youre gonna confess to him soon-", "nOoOOoOoOOOOOOooo!! im scareD!" i just shake my head and start the car.

the car ride was silent. hyunjin was just hummming some songs, because being drunk is hard as hell. im harder anyways. 

when we get home, hyunjin falls on my couch. "no, nope. were not sleeping there, hyunjin," 

"minho?" he asks me. "yes?" he then clicks something on his phone and suddenly "FUTURES GONNA BE OKAY, OKAY OKAY, LOOK AT THE MIRROR AND I SEE NO PAIN. ID DIE FOR REAL TILL THE DDAY" "hyunjin-" "i like suga. yesssssssssss bts!!!" "oh my god- another indian army"

we spent like the whole night vomiting, crying becaause of jeongin, dancing to kpop groups, and sleeping. took me a whole night to just make hyunjin fall asleep. 

"oh finally, sleep." i take a look on my phone, its 4AM. "im going to sleep anyways." i mumble as i change into my pyjamas. after i change, i flop onto my bed and close my eyes...

sam i am not a fatass. THIS IS BULYLYING. cancelsam2024??!!! anyways yes - ethan