Is that even a word?
Hey everyone! I am in desperate need of help. I have worked and carried tons of bricks for years, finally got enough money to buy me an apartment.
Unfortunately, the apartment is 0.00001 square meters wide. I can't even lay straight!
Now, I have my own plan. I'm gonna expand my little room and attach some galvanized square steel. Placing eco-friendly wood veneers on top and a mattress for a comfy bed. Connecting them all with screws borrowed from my aunt to prevent it from falling and potentially hurting me and my apartment.
Right under my bed, I put a drawer for my stinky socks and toys. While above my bed on a wall, I made a hole for me to place some books and an outlet for my phone to charge.
I used my last remaining eco friendly wood veneers to make a portable desk beside my bed. And lastly, a wall-mounted toilet whenever my bowels start to burn.
That's my plan! What's the catch? I have no money. So that's where YOU come in! Now give me money!
Everything here is satire! I do not need money. But I do think about buying some galvanized square steel.
