Tyrants

Incorrect quotes (part one)

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Regina-Maria : "What are you doing...?"
Yakov-Vladimir : "I'm confronting the person who ruined my life"
Regina-Maria :
Dakota-Nellie : "You're yelling at a mirror."

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Lua : "truth or dare ?"
Eve : "truth."
Lua : "how many hours of sleep have you gotten in the past week ?"
Eve : "dare."
Lua : "go to sleep"
Eve : "I no longer enjoy this game"

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Wella : "When I die, donate my entire body to Science."
Wella : "Except for my middle finger, give that to Nic"

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Kieran : "Do crabs think fish are flying ?"
Cassey : "How high are you ?"
Kieran : "5'7"

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Joan : "Wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them???"
Liao : "What the hell do YOU do ?"
Joan : "I die ? lmao what kinda question..."

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Joan to Liao :
Joan : "My parents aren't home"
Joan : "we could..."
Joan : "uh..."
Joan : "play with my dog or somethin"

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Grace : "Did you guys buy eggs like I asked ?"
Yvonne : "Even better !"
Grace : ".... What did you do ?"
Lavinia, holding up a chicken : "Here !"
Yvonne : "Her name is Kyle !"

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Lavinia : *kisses Joan's cheek*
Joan : "What is this ?"
Lavinia : "Affection"
Joan : "Disgusting"
Joan : "... do it again"

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Irène : "Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth ?"
Eve : "You're a hazard to society..."
Lua : "And a coward. Do twenty."

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Joan : "FATHER ! GRANDPA IS IN THE LAKE AND I DON'T THINK HE IS WATERPROOF"
Soas : "What...?"
Wella : "She means Hezekiah is drowning"
Scarlett : "Oh okay..."
Soas & Scarlett : "WAIT WHAT ?!"

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Wella : "God released me into the wild and now he's hunting me for sport"

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Asa : "cute first date ideas : hand-to-hand combat"

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Lua : "Guess what I'm about to get !"
Eve : "on my nerves"

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Wella : "What's your favorite colour ?"
Soas : "Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature."
Wella : "How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP ?"
Soas : "... My favorite colour is blue."

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Cassey : "Good morning."
Lavinia : "Good morning !"
Kieran : "Good morning"
Yenne : "Y'all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit..."
Joan : "MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS !!"

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Liao : "Is it okay if I swear ?"
Asa : "Yes, Liao, I will allow you to swear"
Liao : "F...."
Asa : "Yes, go on"
Liao : "I'm nervous"

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Yenne : "My hands are cold"
Engelise : *hold hands*
Yenne : ".... You know what. For some reason my lips are getting cold too"

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Lua : "Guys, I'm not funny anymore :("
Lua : "got no jokes to post :("
Eve : "post a selfie of yourself, problem solved"

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