regirock was doing WHATEVER THE HELL HE DOES Okay I'm stupid I don't know jack shit. when he suddenly got the urge to commit arson. "holy shit I should commit arson!" he said proudly before walking into the CRYSTAL METH CAVE to find registeel, he was sitting by a bunch of crystals I guess pondering his very existence, regice and the gigas is nowhere to be seen cause idk yes
"FUCKER REGISTEEL do you wanna commit crime with me?" regirock said as he approached registeel, this startled registeel and he panicked a little, but chilled out.
"what crime we doing" he asked interested, turning to his ugly ass rock brother (YES THEY ARE BROTHERS IN THIS STORY CRY ABIUT IT) silence grew for 6 minutes.... "arson!" regirock said proudly, being very happy with his decision of whatever. "man wtf! I'm in!!" registeel replied. they both ran out the crystal meth cave giggling like stupid idiots
it was very dark out, like 3am dark. when it's probably 2am lmao. "okay so where are we going stupid ass" registeel said as they both continued to walk away from the cave and idfk find something "to whatever looks good to burn I guess" he replied, they kept walking until they found themselves in a forest, it was a stupid fucking forest, and there was another cave thing. they get close to it I guess and nothing happens.. until something with a mask comes out and scares them. "EW WHAT THE FUCK" registeel shouts before punching the being in the face, breaking the mask upon fucking impact. it falls to the floor and it's revealed this creature is ogerpon
"WHY ARE YOU FUCKTARDS HERE?!!?" She shouted enraged now that her mask was broken lol "we are committing arson ma'am don't get your uh..mask in a knot." regirock replied to her, pissing her off more "DONT YOU FUCKING TELL ME-" she began to shout before registeel hit her against the head knocking her out instantly. "registeel that's wrong you can't punch women like that" regirock said concerned now. "I don't care I HATE women" Registeel said in response, obviously lying cause he LOVES women... "okay cool whatever" regirock said while picking up ogerpon and putting her somewhere safe I guess cause he refuses to enter her cave. "okay so do we commit arson here?" registeel asked getting curious"
"yes" regirock said "its getting too late and we..or you just punched a woman we're so fucked" regirock said before setting everything on fire, registeel does the same thing.
they begin to leave, leaving ogerpon there cause they kind of forgot about her bitch ass lmao. ogerpon wakes up with a reeaaalll bad headache and sees the fire and panics, she grabs her broken mask and runs away lmao
regirock and registeel are now walking back to the crystal meth cave when ogerpon ran up to them and then ran passed their bitchasses "is that the same girl from earlier?" registeel asked "yes you fucking idiot" regirock replied to him, ogerpon continues to run before she makes it to the same cave they are heading to. "damn she got to the cave before us..I hate this bitch" registeel said getting a wee bit angry. "get over it bruh" regirock said
after like idk they make it to the cave and see ogerpon there, passed tf out sleeping snort mimimimi. they didn't give a fuck bout her so they just let her sleep bruh, they walk passed her and went separate ways in the cave probably cause they are also a wee bit sleepy idk
next morning regigigas finds ogerpon and fucking panics asking where she came from and she ran away the end I guess
note they are not in Kitakami idk where they are
my bals
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