Caseoh x steakhouse burrito (SATIRE ANGSTY GAY SMUT MPREG)

The disappearance of steakhouse burrito

When caseoh moved in into his apartment (idfk where he lives) he tried what every adult man does

Find a date

case goes on grinder because he's gay as shit on which he's been failing his dates and fumbles all the time

So he's tried of all the shit he goes to commit rest character because of all of abuse of his last boyfriends told him to ☹️

But he wants something to eat so he dies as a fatass twink

So. He goes into into his favorite restaurant Taco Bell (Waffle House broke his heart 💔)

While ordering he finds his BIG BUFF MAN next to him

A steakhouse burrito...

Caseoh is in love but he's scared if he's going to get hurt again

He takes his time off of suicide and he gets hot from him caseoh follows the steakhouse. They follow eachother for 4 hours straight until caseoh stops and says this

"Um hi UwU did you know I have this big fat crush on u? Tee hee!🥺" the fucking twink says

Steakhouse blushes harder then how hard I go on caine from tadc and decides what do to

"Hmm yes I would like that kitten~~~" he says seductively

Caseoh is finally happy and doesn't want to kill himself so they chatted on discord and went on dates sometimes even stay was cute

UNTIL

one night steakhouse was walking to get to his babygirl caseoh that's when a mysterious guy comes up

It was taco bell!

"Hello steakhouse we need to get rid of you!"

"What the fuck for?  my girlfriend MY BAKA😡?" Steakhouse barked

"Not really but he's part of the problem" taco bell said calmly before he punched the living shit outta him

And that's where steakhouse was last seen

The next day

Caseoh was running to taco bell like an anime girl ready to see his daddy then

"Hello there I want to know~ where my papi is~" he squeals like the fucking anime twink he is"

"Oh yea I'm sorry I didn't see him I think he-"

Then the loud ass tv blasted this

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT WELCOME BACK TO CUNT NEWS THERE WAS A MISSING BURRITO HIS FULL LEGAL NAME WAS STEAKHOUSE BEAN AND CHEESE FUCKING BURRITO HE WAS BRINGS FLOWERS AND THEN HE DISAPPEARED LIKE MY DAD WHEN I WAS WATCHING DREAM THE MINECRAFTER"

Caseoh saw a great fear in his eyes and cried in his car for hours listening to two trucks crying because he lost someone he loved and trusted his sigma boyfriend and with that he doesn't know who to trust now☹️

end of chapter 1