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"Oh naughty Captain Hook you shouldn't be doing that to tinker bell."-England

"All my ideas are good other wise I'd kill them"-Russia

"Am I catholic or Protestant... God i don't know.."-England

"VODKAAAA!"-Russia

"Pastaaa!!"-Italy

"Dumble Dora the explora!"-England

"Hey Japan wanna see my butt?"-Italy

"BLOODY WANKERS!"-England

"I don't need anyone I am awesome!!"-prussia

"Thanks a bunch why don't you hit me in the face with a spatchula!!!"-Romano

"Nobody asked you cheesy monkey!"-England

"Ahh it's a blond caterpillar!"-France

"China I choose you!"-America

"I only hear my ideas because those are the ones I like."-China

"My grandma taught the true meaning of the maple leaf!!-Canada

"Gay Christmas I mean France.." -Narrator

"Fat Christmas I mean America "-Natrator

"Pick axes are never used in medical treatment but if you try I won't stop you"-China

"I shall express my anger through the piano."-Austria

The German simulator:"you get irritated but the Austrian in front of you is even more irritated."

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